simone

[Simonne @SimmieSaid]

Is it a regular Ford Explorer or the Feds?

[anthony @TakeCarePT2]

i’m dating my favorite person in the world

[judge drudy @humphrey_drew]

A keg but for chocolate milk

[echo @gender_enderr]

this hurts my heart so much

reduce your usage
recycle
stop using fucking plastic
reduce your intake of animal products (animal agriculture is the leading cause of climate change and water usage)

be a little bit compassionate, once this world is dead we all die too.

[Benny Davis @bennymofodavis]

At age 23, Oprah was fired from her first reporting job

At age 30, Harrison Ford was a carpenter

Morgan Freeman landed his first major movie role at age 52

They all had time

Because climate change wasn't as pressing an issue for their generation

You? Probably no time.

[sabrina rincon @sabrina_rincon]

Some of you didn’t work at Starbucks 146 Lakeshore Rd West and it shows.

[cara @caralinawinemxr]

I’m having a mid-bachelors degree crisis right now

[Marcus Stroman @STR0]

Thankful for naps.

[Elliot Caruso @elliotcaruso]

Uni is being happy to bomb a midterm because at least you don’t have to study for it anymore

[Nick @MeisterLight]

If your girl works in a restaurant you better be sure to tell her she’s beautiful everyday because you know the cooks will

[kris @kriscomplains]

the best part of shameless is fresh out of prison carl

[Bri a n n a @bri_kellyyyy]

Biggest uni scam is making friends from all over and then having to separate from them for the next 4months