Simmay

The mission is to see him smile everyday... I always complete my mission!

[Simmay @Simone_Royal]

To all my mommas... I know it’s kinda rough when you’re doing it all on your own... but... ✊🏾

[Simmay @Simone_Royal]

Some people don’t want to see you win because then they won’t be able to remind you of all the times you failed.

[Simmay @Simone_Royal]

@We_ThnkCEO Big weird!

[Simmay @Simone_Royal]

I wonder how Rick Ross feels about what the yardies use Belair for 🤣🤦🏾‍♀️

[Simmay @Simone_Royal]

You’re annoying 🤣

[JapaN***a @iMallyUK]

Even tho mi nuh fuck gyal, Kranium “Gal Policy” will always be my CHOON.

[Simmay @Simone_Royal]

@KashmirLoves Kashmir I’m just in awe of the audacity 😄

[Simmay @Simone_Royal]

I’m still trying to understand why my son acts like I done him something when I ask him to wash up the plate he used 🤯

[Simmay @Simone_Royal]

Hey @hm I’m currently running out of money because everything I wear is from the store I work in… what do you think about sponsoring me a clothing allowance? Let me know in the LadiesDM DMs 😉😄😊 #fashionblogger #hmxme

[Simmay @Simone_Royal]

check the credits London on tha track wrote that album 🤣

[Simmay @Simone_Royal]

Soz but this drink champs ft Ye is hilarious! He literally just waffles! They just existing in his world!

[Simmay @Simone_Royal]

Bare gal running to recite Ciara’s prayer but ain’t prayed since mass at school… Girl, God don’t know you! 🤷🏽‍♀️

[Simmay @Simone_Royal]

The gulley queens??? 😭

[Shen💖 @ShaniceCelest]

So I’ve found this video series on YouTube called Dancehall Life and honestly I can’t stop laughing!!

[Simmay @Simone_Royal]

Honestly is there a medal for being a football mom? ⚽️ #boymom

[Simmay @Simone_Royal]

@sandwellcouncil can you explain why 1 lane is closed on the Grove lane A457 dual carriageway both ways as this is causing major disruptions and seems quite unnecessary.

[Simmay @Simone_Royal]

Is it me or is the petrol right now not petrolling?

I’m loosing count of how many times I visit the petrol station now!

If it ain’t school run, work, football or sneaky link😝 I’m not going anywhere it’s already costing me to get there let alone I haven’t ordered anything yet!

[Simmay @Simone_Royal]

One day I want to give a @TEDTalks ☺️

[Simmay @Simone_Royal]

I love when you watch these shows… Bob is a wet wipe tbh

[Mr WeThnk @We_ThnkCEO]

I think Bob has cried in every episode he’s been in - he must be constantly dehydrated.

Embarrassing really

#MAFSUK

[Big Certy @FruitpunchL]

Phat pwusy gyals fi get tingz

[Simmay @Simone_Royal]

This tweet!! 👏🏾 They apparently buy 11+ pair of kicks and walk out with 4 bags… the Algebra still don’t make sense 😄

[Tokyo @DionneCee]

Kick Game is finessing people differently 😭🤣 Don’t let celebs trick you into thinking they spend that much in the shop in one go lol

[Simmay @Simone_Royal]

Jodene on @Channel4 #countdown I’m here for 👏🏾 Countdown in a Caribbean grandparents home is something nostalgic to me… trying to play along

[Simmay @Simone_Royal]

How many black ppl do you think we’ll be caught in the rapture?
Because we are never on time for anything 🤦🏾‍♀️