Simone

tempus neminem manet - half blade x half silk

[Simone @SimonesFiasco]

Another year later, and she's back...again! But for real, and using a new medium
*gulp*
podcasts!
Here's Simone Talks Too Much About Q&A's
https://t.co/OMDca441rJ

[Simone @SimonesFiasco]

and not a single one of them has been good, is the saddest part.
*his* performance may be good, but the actual stories? supporting cast (minus RDJ & Marissa Tomei)?
*ten thumbs down*

[Simone @SimonesFiasco]

Sony/Marvel gave Tom Holland! Spider-Man all of Riri Williams and Miles Morales’ content and the girls love it!

[Simone @SimonesFiasco]

Sony/Marvel gave Tom Holland! Spider-Man all of Riri Williams and Miles Morales’ content and the girls love it!

[Simone @SimonesFiasco]

.. .for his sake, the film better be indisputably great. 😕

[Variety @Variety]

Tom Holland would call "Spider-Man" producers from "The Odyssey" set in order to "lay down the law" about filming blockbusters the Christopher Nolan way:

“I'd say, ‘We are not going to come to set and figure it out. We need to know why we are making this movie beyond the fact that it’s ‘Spider-Man 4’ and they make loads of money and we’re going to just have a big summer. Why are we making this movie?’ And Destin was super instrumental in that, but it was just really great to constantly be calling up the studio and [producers] Amy [Pascal] and Rachel [O’Connor], who I love, and be like, ‘Well, Chris is doing it this way. This is how I think we should be doing it.’ ” (via GQ)

https://t.co/Gf5DPJBs9r

[Illusive Friend @DelusiveAlly]

@lilithulyanov A 3 million dollar house is "normal now, LOL

[Simone @SimonesFiasco]

“normal house”
and he’s got massive privacy hedges. 😭

[Lil Ith @lilithulyanov]

I hate that they doxxed his house but it is funny to see it and realize its not this big huge fancy mansion... it's a normal house

[lili von shtupp 🇬🇾🇺🇸🕉️ @lili_shtupp]

@trouble_man90 Both parties want to elevate white men with no qualifications

[Tim @trouble_man90]

He has zero qualifications. He was chosen purely based on aesthetics and was given a script to read. It was essentially a casting call.

[Simone @SimonesFiasco]

my sexiest celeb crush, but also my biggest disappointment. @BarackObama

[Simone @SimonesFiasco]

Pod Save (Straight White Male) America™️
I know Hubter Bid3n somewhere having a big laugh - those useless nimrods.

[Symone D. Sanders Townsend @SymoneDSanders]

Planter’s campaign did not deny the allegations about him getting physical to the New York Times, but Platner is repeatedly denying it on MS NOW.

Why didn’t they deny it in the piece?

[Simone @SimonesFiasco]

she could make friends with a rock, I stamp

[Film Updates @FilmUpdates]

Keke Palmer and Sharon Stone exchange phone numbers during their Variety Actors on Actors conversation.

[D.A.R.E Capo @YungYinkv]

MY KING! HE DESERVES THE WORLD!!!

[Variety @Variety]

Keith David gets emotional and says he’s “living his dream” while accepting his star on the Hollywood Walk of Fame.

“I started out as a singer, then I wanted to be a preacher, and I wanted to be a lawyer and a bank president. Then I discovered I could be an actor and be all those things.”

https://t.co/3ZYYSgVgW6

[Simone @SimonesFiasco]

Jada looks amazeeeee

[Page Six @PageSix]

Will Smith and Jada Pinkett Smith make first appearance together in months https://t.co/jxwAbEvIkz

[Strictly 4 My X’ers @Lizzs_Lockeroom]

Happy 70th Birthday, Keith David 🎂🎉🎊

[k ˚ʚ♡ɞ˚ @miromanticizzo]

we wuz white skinned and blonde

[philip lewis @Phil_Lewis_]

The Colorado Court of Appeals has reversed the homicide convictions of two former paramedics charged in the 2019 killing of Elijah McClain and ordered new trials

They were both convicted of criminally negligent homicide in Dec. 2023.

https://t.co/en3evFmnOU

[Simone @SimonesFiasco]

veritable, A-List celebrities used to guest star on television shows…like woah

[Daniel Galleghost 🎃👻 @BeanWalrus]

"Niles, we're lost. That's the fourth time we've passed by the pile of frankly rather tasteless sheraton armchairs."

"Yes, the style clashes with the yellow wallpaper and endless billowing void. Then again, feng shui might fail to accommodate an open floor plan this... er, OPEN"

[Everything Price Sufferer (but especially eggs) @agraybee]

From 1966 to 2025 we dropped sterile flies over South America that ate screwworm and thus prevented them from spreading, but the le epic efficient cracked coders at DOGE thought this was a silly waste of the ~0 dollars it cost us.