whatta load of bologna!

my bologna has a first name it's s-i-m-o-n-e

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*overshares then uses the social credit of that intimacy to deflect*

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Barbie is Fleabag for tweens toddlers and boomers

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They Might Be Giants kid to Vulfpeck adult pipeline survivor

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"Suddenly I see" is eye of the tiger for white lady movies

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Sinead O'Connor x Tony Bennett x Paul Reubens is the most devastating death triad since Bowie x Prince x Alan Rickman

[charlie @chunkbardey]

i saw barbie!!! and of course there are the aliens. and everything with the submarine as well

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Please nut in our garden thank you

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@purplejellbell

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@purplejellbell admi ur inno

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@purplejellbell @chillbagel Kingdom and phylum are actually just nifty mnemonic devices to remember king and Philip -- many people forget this

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@chillbagel King Philip came over for grape soda [source: B.S. biological sciences]

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I am a sandwich artist. Not by trade -- but it is my passion

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most meaningful thing you can do as a manager is teach your reports how to do time theft without overdoing it and ruining it for everyone else

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everything was p cool but then I turned 11

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all my electronics have the same charger style 2023 is my year

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had wine post drafts

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@carrotofthesea So sorry

[ellory smith @ellorysmith]

Feeling very sad despite having a wonderful life.. should I ruminate until I can imagine a problem or go out and create a real one

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@purplejellbell Hot

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@paxtonwrightart I mean you're on the right track with the one piece of protein. He's also a sneak into the kitchen at 1am and eat all the ice cream while standing in front of the open freezer dad so same energy

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didn't have a handful of almonds mom but I did have a one piece of beef jerkey dad which I would argue is both equally if not more emotionally destructive

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now we are all addicted to quoting I Think You Should Leave

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all the quirked up kiddos were introduced to absurdist humor by reading this book while they might be giants played in the background