Simon Jackson

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@MickRuby_MURTV I’d take him in a heart beat, guarantees us 6 points a season - simply by virtue of not scoring against us.

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@AlternativeMUFC Cheapest way is buy one from somewhere like B & Q then pay an electrician to install it. Still gonna be £600-£800.

I’ve paid more and got Octopus to do it for me, if they need to liaise with the national grid or anything they’ll make sure that’s all done. Cost £1000

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@Kinza1278 Read a book

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@TheJoeySwoll @l_i_n_d_z__ Arthritis in my right knee from years of sports means I can’t do any impact cardio, so elliptical and cycling is what I do instead.

Surely they can’t be this dumb?

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@EmilySm43 We certainly do, we have a secret club where we get together and slam all the “Perfects”. You should see the WhatsApp group : Brutal 😬

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@otokyo How does he fold towels?

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@otokyo Spaceballs

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@Kristinartz Politician or weather man

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@RaminNasibov This started it all for me

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@AlternativeMUFC Do they not realise we are having our annual 3 days of summer in Manchester right now!!!

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@ellebrookeuk Honestly, the funny shit and the boxing is what I’m here for.

You’re fit and everything but porn is easy to come by

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@kvng_baff while all this is true and he’s no Fergie, others would have completely effed it up, look at Arne slot with Liverpool this season after Klopp.

Also to say Klopp himself was any pushover undermines the arguements. And I’m a United fan.

Pep is a great manager… unfortunately

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@lukeh180 @JJIdsardi I just think it’s really classy to actually take the time to explain yourself like this when you don’t have to. Thank you

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@OldManNairb @historyrock_ He’s not even no1 in the 3 tenors

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@clamore_3531 @MusicPills10 Lump sat alone in a boggy marsh, totally motionless, except for her heart

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@nosser69 @MusicPills10 You can sit down next to me

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@MusicPills10 “Love, the kind you clean up with a mop and bucket!”

Bloodhound gang: the bad touch

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@thefarmersheep I’m sorry mate but it’s your kids were after mostly

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@BritIndianVoice 80% of you may have faced hatred, but probably coming from a much smaller percentage of people. Don’t tar us all with the same brush.

I’d guess in England somewhere between 5% - 20% are racist, the rest are mostly decent people.