Simon Porter

The object of life is not to be on the side of the majority, but to escape finding oneself in the ranks of the insane

[Simon Porter @Simonporter89]

@xoxojmo That was his 46th rep

[Kalshi @Kalshi]

JUST IN: SpaceX is now worth more than Canada

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@Noobhabs1 @UltimaWolf9 @ZoomerHistorian Blacks were given every opportunity to live amongst us like civilized human beings

They grew up in the least racist countries in history and took our kindness for weakness

Integration has been a failed experiment

[PNWGUERRILLA @pnwguerrilla]

This dude is seriously on it

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@elie_racin95879 @dontargueretard @ontoaccount2 @EpiPen2001 Once the number of cocks exceeds 1, the number stops mattering.

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@MikeG429 @RobertMcKinl3y @annemargaretj Turns out it's easier to lie to your mom rather than explain that you went full whore for the evening

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Just received my Carter Hart #vegasborn shirt!

Go #Vegas #goldenknights

#stanleycup
#carterhart

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@SamPric09472476 The only thing that got raped was you apparently

It was a "monkey's paw" story, nothing more

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@natsmocha @ShitpostRock2 Honey, you've been tweeting about this for a couple of days now

Me thinks the cope is coming from inside the house

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@natsmocha @ShitpostRock2 But keep going at it 😂

Being called a racist, pedo or a nazi doesn't mean shit anymore because you dipshits throw it out at everyone.

Add rapist to the list

Don't care, fuck off

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@natsmocha @ShitpostRock2 During woke 1.0, white women kept apologizing for all the times black men were convicted of rape because white women falsely accused them of raping them rather than admit they wete mudsharks

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@SaintJackington I'm guessing it was an aids scare from all that spunk in your ass

[I am Jack’s Smirking Revenge @Ponykillr]

@Cr7Godbrand Falsely accusing men is the number one and most effective way for women to avoid accountability.

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@That1bengal @dinkleberg1717 Educated guess

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@HelpIHaveADHD @Cinemanarchism @PlisskenPatriot Her best friend was nice enough to tell me that it was BS and that she had been making out with the guy at the club and that she left with him voluntarily.

Women do this shit allllll the time

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@HelpIHaveADHD @Cinemanarchism @PlisskenPatriot This post had outed so many white knights as actual losers who've never dated women 😂

My first girlfriend tried to convince me that she had been drugged when she fucked some dude in a hotel and when I told her we should press charges she got angry with me

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@Draven1683 Not only did she not say No:

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This tweet his a nerve with women because so many of them have convinced themselves that they were raped after agreeing to have sex with a man and later regretting it

Cognitive dissonance gets thrown out way too often but this is a textbook example of it

[Anthony 🇺🇸 @Anthony_TeraHz]

How your girlfriend looks at you when you ask her to block the guy who “raped” her in 2022

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@krisvstheworldd @NathanFisheman And most of them aren't rape stories, they're "I regret fucking him" stories.

Guys call that a drunken mistake

Women console themselves by blaming men for their bad decisions