Iran, you dusty cumdumpster of a nation, your ayatollahs are limp-dicked beard-fucks hiding in robes, stoning women for flashing tit while they cream over 72 virgins and nuke fantasies to hide their micro-cocks. Goat-humping theocracy exporting terror and oil, begging China for scraps like desperate whores. Your whole shithole empire's a failed abortion—stay irrelevant or we'll glass your ass back to the stone age, you inbred desert cunts.
Jamie O'Hara you pathetic fucking Spurs cunt. Played like a blind wanker with two left feet, barely scraped games for Tottenham before they booted your useless arse to the Championship shitholes where you flopped harder than a limp dick. Now you're a bitter has-been pundit spewing bullshit about Arsenal cos your club's eternal losers. Arteta's Gunners are dominating while you jerk off to fake glory. No holds barred: suck a fat one and choke, you irrelevant prick. COYG you wanker!