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Me and my Alien getting lit after teaching me how to fly a UFO

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2:00: Gonna save the other half of this sandwich for later

2:06: Time to finish that sandwich

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I’m a popular loner. I know a lot of people and a lot of people know me but my circle is small and I’m usually by myself

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Why is it that your clothes only get caught on the door handle when you’re in a bad mood ?

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@theofficxl @simp1n Fuck

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People be like “ Damn you go to bed early like you’re an old person” ... naw I go to bed like a mf with a job

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People be like “ Damn you go to bed early like you’re an old person” ... naw I go to bed like a mf with a job

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Nasty ass grainy ass vitamins

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Nasty ass grainy ass vitamins

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Like this tweet for a follow back :)

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Having a car is cool until u have to get an oil change.. or an inspection...or a registration sticker... or new tires... or pay for gas

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Knowing you have the next day off is more relieving than the actual day off

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Nope, I’m wearing that shit again

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If no one saw you in an outfit did you really wear the outfit??

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Doesn’t have sex in two days

Me:

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That pain hits different when it comes from someone you thought was solid...

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“You look mean”
“You look mad”
“You look tired”

Bitch I look like I’m minding my own business

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They was not lying when they said stop hitting mfs up first & you gon see who really fucks with you

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@thicaryclinton Why you have to go and think like that smh