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If she told me to starve, I’d ask if she wanted me grilled or fried. Simp.

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She said “you’re replaceable” … so I started updating my resume to “Professional Simp.”

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My Simp heart would still defend her in court if she stabbed me.

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She said “men are trash” so I laid in the dumpster waiting for her. Simp.

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If she keyed my car, I’d buff it out and thank her for touching it. Simp.

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She told me “you’re not him” … so I downloaded his haircut. Simp.

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My Simp ass would still clap when she announces a baby shower for a kid that ain’t mine.

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She left me on delivered, so I started delivering Amazon packages to feel noticed. Simp.

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If she robbed me, I’d help her carry the bags. Simp.

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She said “I love killers” … I killed my self-respect. Simp.

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If she said “die for me,” I’d ask if she preferred dramatic or peaceful. Simp.

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My Simp heart clapped when she posted a guy’s hand on her story — I called it a win just seeing her happy.

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She said “I like bad boys” … so I jaywalked and cried after. Simp.

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I’d still hold her purse while she cheats on me inside Louis Vuitton. Simp.