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Masculinity. Exposing the female nature. Author

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When a relationship is about to end, these two things happen. Don’t ignore:

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“that only works if we are standing, what if I’m we’re on the bed”

Or

“Then you’ll have to bend to kiss me”

Most times they always play along and flirt back.

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Flirty texts to send to her that would make her fantasize sex with you:

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Randomly joking about her height and how short she will be beside me. Then I say things like

“I’m so tall, you would need to get on your toes to kiss me”

this works like a charm because she will go along with you flirting and flirt back saying things like:

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- missionary at the end of a bed while you stand. This is the best and most effective position of missionary, your foot on the ground gives you maximum grip and control over the strokes and she gets to feel every moment.

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Best positions that make women come within 10 minutes no matter your size. Save for later:

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- collapsed dgy with pillow underneath her stomach. The pillow underneath her creates pressure within her walls that gives a different sensation and she gets to feel every stroke x2

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- Constant argument. This is a sign you have stopped being compatible with your partner and being alone is more peaceful than being with her. Once your partner is no longer someone that contributes to your peace, it is time to let the relationship sink.

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When a relationship is about to end, these two things happen. Don’t ignore:

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- Communication dies. All of a sudden you both start caring about who sent the last text like you’re back to being strangers. Once that happens, the relationship is on its last straw.

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Signs a woman wants you to crack her but is shy to tell you:

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Trying to get a girl when you’re 17–22(easy):

-Be funny.
-Text her every day.
-Give her a cute nickname.
-Post her on your status

Trying to get a girl after 23(hard):

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@goldencollinass

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Signs a woman wants you to crack her but is shy to tell you:

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Should you tell women when you are struggling financially? Listen up.

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Women never leave relationships to be all alone by themselves, they always monkey branch. Her new guy is never new, he was cracking her while she told you she fell asleep.

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- Addiction. Porn/masturbation addiction has been said to be on the same level as a person addicted to crack. Your body loves dopamine and porn was created as a means to produce dopamine easily and comfortably. When you do it often, your brain becomes wired to crave it whenever you’re bored.

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THREE deadly side effects porn/masturbation does to the male system:

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- Erectile dysfunction. Constant porn/masturbation gradually rewires your brain to only get hard when you watch explicit content on your screen. People with this issue often say they get hard watching porn but can’t get hard/weak erections when they see a naked woman physically.