Kim

I hope you guys see me as less of a twitter account and more of a father figure

[Kim @SimpforPizza]

Bdsm (bohot din se miserable)

[verb @sierras_account]

sufficiently advanced friendship is indistinguishable from marriage

[Sajcasm @sajcasm_]

Falguni Pathak is to Navratri what Shakira is to the FIFA World Cup

[miia @miiagarro]

i told you i was crazy why are you mad

[Moira Donegan @MoiraDonegan]

There are lovers you forget and sandwiches that haunt you for the rest of your life.

[Kim @SimpforPizza]

I fucking hate these automated government alarms bro they are so fucking scary

[Kim @SimpforPizza]

My gallery is my most prized possession

[Whemïmor @hy_wemmy]

I hate how much of life revolves around money. Earning it, spending it, saving it, worrying about it……it’s exhausting.

[fluttershy @hwrtyed]

asking “why don’t we just print more money” in a room full of men just to feel something

[deutsche thepla @maybesarthak]

happy pride month.

[blaire @pissshit90001]

Abusing drugs is only okay if I do it

[dasia @PhelpsDasia]

only way to save money is to not care about your appearance and have no friends and not eat

[ًًneenee ⚢ @yoonchaand]

sometimes i talk to my mother and it feels like she's in a prison of her own making

[E🎀 @ElsSaidIt]

The problem with parents is that they are undiagnosed

[Kim @SimpforPizza]

My sister wants a veg crispy chicken burger 🥀

[Salman Khan @BeingSalmanKhan]

Mein toh aisa he hoon

[mahrukh @parhloumahrukh]

A man just called me evil, I needed that. Thought I was losing my spark for a minute.

[Salman Khan @BeingSalmanKhan]

Don't worry abt petrol , sending u a pic of gobar all u hv to do vit it is make gas. N v hv gobargas http://twitpic.com/1no7hh

[Kim @SimpforPizza]

I feel like this lifetime is too short to travel the whole world and now my heart hurts