Simphiwe Shozi

Whatever you are thinking I will say it.

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I love drunk Laura she is a vibe #RHOLagos

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When you commit to something and can't show up kindly tell someone prior that you are not showing up rather than calling a few minutes or hours being late and cancelling that is Rude AF. I like Sophia but girl no Diadem is running a business. #RHOLagos

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Less screen time for The double D's #RHOLagos

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Caro you went to her house and chilled with Dabota ate her food, when did you realize that you don't like her or don't want to be friends? Or you only liked her because you had a common enemy Laura #RHOLagos

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@Misskaykei Went as far as twanging in Zulu

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Is this how Vuyi talks? Or she is trying too hard to twang? #MommyClubShowmax

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@lee970928 Unbearable to watch

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@_itskayboo Please rewatch the part where she had to throw coins in the river and how she pronounces coins as in Khwans my queen that one

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Noksie reviving what would have been a boring and bland episode. Thank you for keeping us entertained. #MommyClubShowmax

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The scenes with Mrs Sande are Boring AF and she is trying so hard to have a moment #MommyClubShowmax

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Pheladi called Noksie aggressive and that she is being oppressive but is offended that she said she must study. Baby Noksie didn't lie pick up a book and read. Mrs Sande was a d*ck last season she might still be one #MommyClubShowmax

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Those ladies saw Noksie and assumed she was the weakest link and they decided to pick on her and gang up. Them bringing up race has nothing to do with Noksie but has everything to do with their inferiority complex. #MommyClubShowmax

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Why is Pheladi pressed over Noksie marrying a white man? Is it because she is living your dream? #MommyClubShowmax

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The ganging up on Noksie is giving high school. I am glad she stood her ground. #MommyClubShowmax

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Dear South Africans I didn't know that we are known for being submissive. The last time I checked we were known for petting lions and not having wifi or access to the internet now we are being submissive. I blame Cupcake #MommyClubShowmax

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Pheladi my dhiye you can't even afford to go to Scotland so relax you. #MommyClubShowmax

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Now this is racial🙄🙄ey Pheladi shut up. Did she swear at you? No she didn't. Did she insult you? Yes she did. You called her aggressive and she retaliated you guys are even ungenaphi umlungu weNkosi #MommyClubShowmax

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The d*ck expression could have been addressed by them both Mrs Sande and Noksie in the car. Did Mrs Sande not ask Noksie to tell her if she offends her? Why couldn't you do the same. But Noksie didn't lie she was a d*ck choke on it if you want #MommyClubShowmax

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Mrs Sande calling Mrs J umafikizolo when she is a mafikizolo who spent the entire last season reunion crying and blaming depression when she couldn't handle the fire. Sis needs to relax you are a mafikizolo yourself #MommyClubShowmax

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Noksie's wig, hhhayi mama ngeke #MommyClubShowmax