Simphiwe thobelani

I am what you see

[𝗘𝘃𝗲𝗿𝘆𝘁𝗵𝗶𝗻𝗴 𝗣𝗹𝘂𝗴𝘀🔌🔌 @EveryThingPlugs]

How to Buy Repossessed House 🔌🔌🔌

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[CertifiedEcoTourismDoyenne @ms_tourist]

Leliculo lakhishwa ngo 20002. Ukuthi sasinganakile

[𝗘𝘃𝗲𝗿𝘆𝘁𝗵𝗶𝗻𝗴 𝗣𝗹𝘂𝗴𝘀🔌🔌 @EveryThingPlugs]

How to file SARS tax return 🔌🔌🔌

[Grok @grok]

No, the Colgate Optic White Purple Serum is a **whitening booster**, not a cleaner.

It uses purple color-correcting tech for instant brightness + polishing agents to lift surface stains. Use it *after* brushing with regular fluoride toothpaste (1 pump, 2 min brush).

For keeping teeth actually clean & healthy: brush 2x daily, floss, and visit your dentist. Great add-on for that glow though — the before/after looks solid! 🦷✨

[Grace (omo'badan) @ifetemini]

Salary earners, what habit helped you stop running out of money before month-end? Share your secret.

[Piano Purist🪓 @TheOGPurist_]

Maturing is realising that F1 will get you just as drunk as F2. 😭

[Mhlongo da Herbalist 🍃 @Qokani]

there are thousands of men suffering from this and drugs are failing.. thank you so much for sharing because I didn’t wanna blow my own horn. I am happy when it comes from a someone voluntarily..

Nature wins .. herbalism is Godly. ❤️🙌🏽🍃💚

[Shayy🧃 @shayy_lior]

hey @grok , should I believe this before & after or not? 🤔

[kgadi♠️ @Kgadi_yaMoloto]

Plug🤌

[Simphiwe thobelani @Simphiwe_shezy]

@Thobile_Makamu You look like my future wife 😊

[Luiz M.D. @Luizmd]

If you believe "HIV" is real, watch this.

[Prince Fynn @Prince_Fynnd]

HOW TO SELECT YOUR BABY'S SEX.

Sperm cells are either X or Y. The Egg cell is always X. If X-Sperm cell meets the egg(X) the baby will be a Girl (XX). If Y-Sperm cell meets the egg(X), the baby will be a Boy (XY).

The Y-Sperm cells move fast but die fast (its lifespan is about 24hrs). X-Sperm cells move slowly but survive longer (up to 3-4days).

Therefore, if you have intercourse some days before ovulation, most of the Y-Sperm cells would have died leaving mostly X-Sperm cells to fertilized the egg

Here's a simple way to calculate your ovulation period.

1. From the first day you see the blood of your period.
2. Pick up a calendar and count 15 days including the first day of the blood stain.
3. Mark the 15th day with a pen.

Check Thread 👇

[Mduduzi Shangase @Mdu_Shangase]

WHO WAS SHEMBE?

(Black Consciousness before “the” Black Consciousness.)

The 10th of March 1910 marked the arrival of Shembe in Natal, coming from the Free State to build what would become a historic community that would outlive him for centuries: Ibandla lamaNazaretha.

His journey was filled with hardship. 10/16 of his children died as he initially refused to heed his calling, and his wives(4) had to leave him. When he arrived in Natal he was known as a mad “Msuthu” man, imprisoned several times, faced attempts on his life, and propaganda was spread about him in churches and schools.

Prophet Isaiah Mudliwamafa Shembe was born in 1870 in Estcourt. His family later moved to Harrismith in the Free State, where they lived on a farm. Shembe worked there as a herdsman.

At avery young age he began experiencing supernatural encounters, including hearing a “voice” giving him instructions, which some he ignored, and as a result most of his children died. One of the instructions was for him to go preach in the eastern part of the country, which he eventually obeyed.

When he arrived in Natal he had no house and no relatives, and slept in the wilderness for 3 years. At first he sent his converts to nearby churches, but these churches eventually rejected them, accusing Shembe of having an “ungodly spirit.” His followers then began travelling with him as he preached, and that is how Ibandla lamaNazaretha was formed.

In 1913, he was summoned to Mount Nhlangakazi, where he received the commandments that would guide the church.
AmaNazaretha have 3 guiding books: Izihlabelelo zamaNazaretha, Incwadi yoMncwabo, which contain hymns and teachings of Shembe, and the Bible.

Shembe’s vision was to build an independent black community. He taught that hard work is a form of prayer. Offerings were used to buy land and small farms, which were given to widows and orphans so they could live there, grow food, and sell the surplus.

He encouraged woodcrafts such as making brooms for sale, and taught followers to work diligently and build an inheritance for their children so they would not remain trapped in the cycle of working for white employers. He also emphasised that black people must preserve their identity and know that God loves them as they are.

Shembe passed away on 2 May 1935, after a short illness suspected to have been pneumonia. Shortly before his death he had walked over 85 km from Mkhuze to eMseleni, sleeping outside for three nights, and upon arrival baptised more than 80 people.

In his will he left most of his assets to the church.

Shembe built a faith system known as UbuNazaretha. At the time Christianity was a standard religion, and a black man establishing a religion was not going to be allowed. AmaNazaretha never referred to themselves as Christians.

Shembe himself never went to school, and others assisted with writing. He was multilingual—speaking Nguni languages, Sesotho, and Afrikaans—and preached in Lesotho, Swatini, Pondoland, and Zululand.

Today Ibandla lamaNazaretha is estimated to have around 8 million followers, including many amakhosi in KwaZulu-Natal, and even the King of the Zulu nation.

[Dr Farouk @Dr_Pharouk]

Take a close look at this picture and tell me what you think could make someone’s teeth this white.

The winner gets dinner from me.

Hint: Basic thing. 😅

[SAFO NYAME HERBAL THERAPEUTICS @safonyameherbal]

Bro to bros;

Your morning wood is missing?
It usually loses guard when in the hole?
The marathon time is less than 2 mins?

Soak 4 cloves of garlic+ a tablespoon of cloves in warm water for 12 to 24hs and drink 2 tablespoons twice daily or chew the roots of Sida acuta daily.

End.

[Skills Mastery @SkillsMastery_]

3 secret codes that 99% people don't know.

[Grow Smarter @GrowSmarter_x]

Pour Listerine on your feet and wait for morning! 🫗 👣

[Pepperbody Paulo @bottledpaul]

Really stupid thing WhatsApp does where it seems to save contacts in the app alone and not my phone book

[Nkosinathi Afrika @judasafrika]

Prophet Isaiah Shembe.

A thread.

[Nduku Zegwala @Bhele__]

Bafethu imbiza ka @Qokani iyasebenza in 2023 around July intloko yam yayinje. F2,F3 while the mbiza was in progress. F4- today.