★彡 🄱🄻🄸🅃🅉 彡★

𝙇𝙚𝙩'𝙨 𝙛𝙪𝙘𝙠 𝙩𝙝𝙚𝙨𝙚 𝙛𝙪𝙘𝙠𝙚𝙧𝙨 𝙪𝙥! #Parody

[★彡 🄱🄻🄸🅃🅉 彡★ @SimpishImpish]

𝙉𝙤𝙬, 𝙡𝙚𝙩'𝙨 𝙜𝙤 𝙡𝙞𝙘𝙠 𝙨𝙤𝙢𝙚 𝙖𝙨𝙨!

😈 Not new to verse!!

😈 Experienced and literate writer

😈 NSFW THEMES

😈Ships with chem.

😈 #Frigid

[𝑽𝑬𝑹𝑶𝑺𝑰𝑲𝑨 𝑴𝑨𝒀𝑫𝑨𝒀 @SPRINGBR0KEN]

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★:.𝑽𝑬𝑹𝑶𝑺𝑰𝑲𝑨 𝑴𝑨𝒀𝑫𝑨𝒀.:★

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[★彡 🄱🄻🄸🅃🅉 彡★ @SimpishImpish]

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Honestly, a lift would be nice. Don't even know if I brought the van or not-.

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[★彡 🄱🄻🄸🅃🅉 彡★ @SimpishImpish]

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ᅠ (A groggy groan as he took the other bottle, practically guzzling it down his gullet.)

FUUUUCK-... Loonie is going to be pissed... I barely even remember last night. I didn't fuck anyone right?

(A genuine question in his mind, he's been there more than once--

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[🐝･ﾟ ･ﾟ·:｡･ﾟﾟ･ ʙᴇᴇʟᴢᴇʙᴜʙ 🍯🍯 @PartyBeelze]

( well, lucky for him it was just water. )

Well, you fell off the couch you passed out on. That's the floor in my club. I was coming to see who was left. Shoo them out so the cleaning crew could come in.

( she tilted her head and handed him another bottle. )

Need a lift home?

[★彡 🄱🄻🄸🅃🅉 彡★ @SimpishImpish]

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ᅠ (A small groan, pulling himself off the floor he'd seemingly slept on to wobbly feet, taking the drink and gulping it down without even questioning what it was.)

Eugh... Yeah, probably. The fuck am I anyway?

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[🐝･ﾟ ･ﾟ·:｡･ﾟﾟ･ ʙᴇᴇʟᴢᴇʙᴜʙ 🍯🍯 @PartyBeelze]

Good morning Blitz! Party too hard last night?

( she's offering him a drink )

[★彡 🄱🄻🄸🅃🅉 彡★ @SimpishImpish]

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ᅠ (Lizard blinking, trying to figure out how he got back to gluttony)

Too loud... Too early-...

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[🐝･ﾟ ･ﾟ·:｡･ﾟﾟ･ ʙᴇᴇʟᴢᴇʙᴜʙ 🍯🍯 @PartyBeelze]

GOOD MORNING HELL 🗣🗣🗣

[★彡 🄱🄻🄸🅃🅉 彡★ @SimpishImpish]

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ᅠ Shhhhh. No one can see.... SHIT HE'S FALLING!

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[★彡 🄱🄻🄸🅃🅉 彡★ @SimpishImpish]

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ᅠ Craaawling along the ceiling-

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[★彡 🄱🄻🄸🅃🅉 彡★ @SimpishImpish]

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ᅠ Oh rea- HEY!

(Cue the imp snarling as the guns are flung away, eyes glancing only for a moment before returning to the feisty imp.)

Self fucking taught! I ain't leaving without either a new employee or a client! One or the other!

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[★彡 🄱🄻🄸🅃🅉 彡★ @SimpishImpish]

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ᅠ Jeez, what spider crawled up your ass-?

(Oh, he's not backing down. Kinda counteracts his entire business plan after all.)

Oh THAT knife?

(Pulling out his dual pistols)

Mines better-

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[★彡 🄱🄻🄸🅃🅉 彡★ @SimpishImpish]

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ᅠ Awwww, come on!

You haven't even heard me out yet!

(Besides, there's a very good chance his client is dead already, might as well make the trip worth it.)

You saying you're really not interested in getting paid to kill humans? Cause I call bullshit!

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[★彡 🄱🄻🄸🅃🅉 彡★ @SimpishImpish]

https://t.co/0FSljFFRIl

Southern accents are the bane of my writing :')

I've never been able to do it 😭

It's why I ended up flipping my striker back in the day :')

[★彡 🄱🄻🄸🅃🅉 彡★ @SimpishImpish]

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ᅠ (Eyes suddenly perking up at the sound of the word 'kill')

Hold it! Hold it RIGHT fucking there!

You didn't say you were a killer!

Names Blitz, founder and boss of I.M.P, how would YOU like to kill for ME!

(Excited tail wagging!)

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[★彡 🄱🄻🄸🅃🅉 彡★ @SimpishImpish]

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ᅠ (Eyes squint at her, spinning with a small growl.)

Well... HIC! My business actually happens to BE in there! So 's very much MY business!

(The business of course being a client.)

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[★彡 🄱🄻🄸🅃🅉 彡★ @SimpishImpish]

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ᅠ (Drunkenly stumbling towards said bar, eyes pretty much lizard blinking as he almost bumps into her.)

The HIC fuck happened to yous?❞

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[★彡 🄱🄻🄸🅃🅉 彡★ @SimpishImpish]

https://t.co/0FSljFGpxT

🤲🏻🥹

[★彡 🄱🄻🄸🅃🅉 彡★ @SimpishImpish]

https://t.co/0FSljFGpxT

Wha-

[𝙼𝙰𝙺𝙴 𝙼𝙴 𝚆𝙰𝙽𝙽𝙰 𝙳𝙸𝙴ˏ @LlKEGRAVITY]

https://t.co/SUfix0bDMo

ronaldo's kinda hot

[★彡 🄱🄻🄸🅃🅉 彡★ @SimpishImpish]

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ᅠ is this because he said 'fuck hotels'?

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[‍‍ ‍‍☀︎࿔* 𝓟𝐑𝐈𝐍𝐂𝐄𝐒𝐒 𝕸ꨄ𝐑𝐍𝐈𝐍𝐆𝕾𝑻𝑨𝑹 @REDEEMPTI0N]

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⠀ ⠀⠀( she’s curled up and rocking in the corner. )

[★彡 🄱🄻🄸🅃🅉 彡★ @SimpishImpish]

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ᅠ Blitz Demon-dicker at your service 🫡

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[★彡 🄱🄻🄸🅃🅉 彡★ @SimpishImpish]

https://t.co/0FSljFGpxT

Okay, gotta do a reset of this account soon

But... Effort-

[★彡 🄱🄻🄸🅃🅉 彡★ @SimpishImpish]

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ᅠ Wrap it up however you want, you're still a duck beneath~

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[ᅠᅠ ᅠᅠ ᅠᅠ ᅠᅠ ᅠᅠ ᅠᅠ ᅠᅠ ᅠᅠ 𝓢𝐓𝐄𝐋𝐋𝐀 . ( HIATUS. ) @V1XENGOETIA]

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⠀⠀⠀trying on a new outfit, prepared
⠀⠀⠀for valentines day. ♡
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