SimpleConundrum

lol, k.

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[🪶Native Patriot 🇺🇸 @LaNativePatriot]

Sending your shortest tech to get the biggest truck….while filming him in a perfect angle to make him smaller & smaller with each step towards the truck is diabolical🤣

[Kapt'n Krunch 🛠️⚓ @KaptainKrunch97]

I’m called a marine pipefitter because I got boo’d for calling it “shipgirl gynecologist”

[Path To Manliness @PathToManliness]

A lot of Europeans arrived expecting:

obesity
crime
rude people
bad food

Instead they found:

friendly people
incredible scenery
giant stadiums
endless road trips
free refills
air conditioning
And the Scots literally found all the beer

[Jonathan Berk @berkie1]

the Irish in Boston preparing to step up their game next St Patrick’s Day

[Mat @Marbies3762]

Boston attempts to set the record for most Americans drinking Irn-Bru at the same time in Boston Common

#Scotland #FIFAWorldCup

[SimpleConundrum @SimpleConundrum]

@DailyMail Good luck telling the American police in Texas to throw people out of an American stadium over this. Get fucked.

[Andy Ha @AndyHa_]

Just went and hung an England flag out of the window

[Mario Nawfal @MarioNawfal]

🇺🇸🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿 Scottish soccer fans are completely draining Boston’s beer supply, with bars running dry across the city.

Sam Adams says its Boston Taproom completely ran out of Boston Lager. The Tartan Army drank 4x the normal holiday volume.

Emergency delivery trucks are rushing downtown. Local pubs report running out of beer for the first time in decades.

Hide your alcohol, the Scots are in town 😂

Source: NBC / Writer: Michael

[Jeremy Siegel @jersiegel]

Norway fans are doing a “Viking Row” up the escalator at Boston’s South Station before heading to the World Cup

Adding this to the list of things I’ve never seen before and probably never will again

[Champions of the Ice @ChampionsOTIce]

@shoe0nhead @AI_EmeraldApple We on the verge of this meme's apotheosis into actual material reality and they absolutely deserve it.

[Possum Reviews @ReviewsPossum]

I wonder why.

[SimpleConundrum @SimpleConundrum]

@Donna_Rachel_ So you do in fact support rape culture?

[SimpleConundrum @SimpleConundrum]

@elonmusk Prison is the 'nice' option

[SimpleConundrum @SimpleConundrum]

@dyingscribe Jesus fckin christ....

[SimpleConundrum @SimpleConundrum]

@basedganyu PHD and Pulitzer prize winner still somehow missed the word "MOST" in that sentence.

[しみなお/TABIPPO inc.代表取締役 @shiminao]

ヒューストンにあるローカルなテキサスBBQ店「Ryan's Smokehouse」で食べたブリスケットが最高だった...

アメリカは物価が高い！とか、W杯はお金が！とか、言われてますが、6人でたらふく食べて「60ドル＝9500円」...お会計みて「嘘でしょ？」となりました、安すぎ...

夢にまで見た本場のブリスケット、本場のBBQは最高でした。

#FIFAワールドカップ
#サッカー日本代表

[A Man In Red @a_man_in_red]

Just a bit further down the timeline I was given an example of something I observed in reply to Kenzie: people who hate/fear displays of national pride tend to be "patriots" for something else entirely.

They may as well be foreigners, or Benedict Arnolds.

[SimpleConundrum @SimpleConundrum]

@11975MHz Theyre Canadian, which is funny. They should know better than that.