SimpleRick89

artist, writer, mentally insane

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@Umusirimu_rw Did you make it?

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@gweriths Teeth gap gets fixed by electric eel shock… yeah, dogshit is being generous

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@Karamabax @mjarbo Because he played Russian roulette with a random vendor who helped Superman up one time

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@CaseyBookAuthor Come on, you know there is no major threat in this pillow universe. Kids can play hopscotch when a kaiju is attacking several yards away.

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@AntiLeftMemes

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@BrianRCostello Didn’t he let a giant eyeball attack the city because he was sad?

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@otherdrhattan @andy_warth Didn’t need to bring dictators donuts too

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@nafareall @omoelerinjare1

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@uniquemoviemom But, but, but, he survived a black hole by blowing it…

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@SepzenoOfficial Just delete the account bro…

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@AxelTalksFilm Where’s krypto?

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@DefiantLs And it’s deleted

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@ItsDreTime12 He couldn’t even beat a clone who’s is given cheat codes by humans, what makes you think he’s gonna take on 3 highly trained krypronian warriors?

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@MultiversoTM 90s Nick cage hit different

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@bekoumovies @JamesGunn It’s gonna be another jukebox special

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@JoshuaM37848390 I saw the cowboys fan on the profile and then I understood…

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@JoshuaM37848390 Better at losing money?

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@Itssan17 Mind you, there’s a terrorist villain attacking his city while he’s too busy doing tricks around mountains.