Erica Garcia

WRITING. STYLE. DANCE. ♊️

[Erica Garcia @SimpleRick_]

So sad to hear about @kennyg 's IBS

[Erica Garcia @SimpleRick_]

@timheidecker & @ericwareheim please release full versions of @joshgroban sings Casey. My brain will not rest

[Erica Garcia @SimpleRick_]

@mischiefanimals Put some respect on the original photographer… IG: AAA_shots

[Erica Garcia @SimpleRick_]

@timheidecker & @ericwareheim please release full versions of @joshgroban sings Casey. My brain will not rest

[Erica Garcia @SimpleRick_]

One simply cannot step into a @jewelosco without having a least one weird interaction with the staff #explainthis

[Erica Garcia @SimpleRick_]

Idk how people can just cough into the air like there's no repercussions.

[Erica Garcia @SimpleRick_]

@WhiteCastle $3 Bacon Threesome?Nobody wants to hear your provocative slider slogan... #doyoukissyourmotherwiththatgreasymouth #hamburgerwhores. #slidersluts #sliderslogans

[Erica Garcia @SimpleRick_]

@jurzak Hot pockets are on the rise again!

[Erica Garcia @SimpleRick_]

I need a #bitmoji for “it’s fine...” when things really aren’t fine @Bitmoji

[UberFacts @UberFacts]

Not having friends has the same health risk as smoking a pack of cigarettes a day.

[Lil Pump @lilpump]

Bitch who is u ?

[Erica Garcia @SimpleRick_]

Idk how people can just cough into the air like there's no repercussions.

[Blake Anderson @UncleBlazer]

hangover so bad you have an existential crisis

[Blake Anderson @UncleBlazer]

I think I hate weed

[Erica Garcia @SimpleRick_]

If u still eating @hotpockets I'm praying for u.

[Erica Garcia @SimpleRick_]

Just saw a commercial for @hotpockets

[Terms of Gemini @GeminiTerms]

The best thing you can tell a #Gemini is the truth.

[Chicago Party Aunt @ChiPartyAunt]

Um okay.... the Chicago Air and Water show fuckin' ROCKS! @ChicagoAirShow_

[Ab-Soul @abdashsoul]

Never mistake intuition for insecurity.

[Erica Garcia @SimpleRick_]

@piscesmoon312 NEEDS TO BE RECOGNIZED. https://t.co/NKlEa1sOEt

[After Midnight @midnight]

Who deserves POINTS that hasn't gotten them before? Tell us why you need them.