Simple Simon

Fairness, common sense and simplicity. Hate hypocrisy, cheating, lying and dishonesty. All views expressed are entirely based on common sense.

[Simple Simon @SimpleSimon8]

@westfieldlondon your 'smart' parking app thinks my vehicle is still parked in your car park. I have tried to contact support but no reply? Any thoughts?

[Simple Simon @SimpleSimon8]

Should learner riders be concentrating on learning how to drive or focus on delivering food?

[Walking Marky @CitizenUddin]

Acton High Street
Reckless cyclist. Totally unacceptable behaviour. Also unacceptable @EalingCouncil, is why all the bike stands are full of Deliverooist's.

[Simple Simon @SimpleSimon8]

@MikeyCycling is it time for you and your fellow cyclists to be shamed? Cyclists using mobile phones, riding without holding the handlebars, running red lights, crossing zebra crossings while pedestrians crossing..the list goes on and on #untouchables #hypocrite #breakingthelaw

[CyclingMikey the Unspeakable @MikeyCycling]

Cutting through traffic like a hot knife through butter, and of course it's the Audi driver on her phone.

[Simple Simon @SimpleSimon8]

@HighwaysEAST some of your motorway speed restrictions are highly misleading and dangerous. Stretch of #M11 #south 50mph. No traffic, no road works, no apparent reason for this.

[Simple Simon @SimpleSimon8]

55 countries travel to #Samoa to talk about #climate change #CHOGM2024 Ever heard of #teams or is everyone running #windows11 #CommonSense

[Simple Simon @SimpleSimon8]

Is there any way to upgrade from windows 11 back to windows xp #Windows11 #windowsxp

[Simple Simon @SimpleSimon8]

Take a look at the #TFL website...#Bakerloo line severe delays, #District line part suspended, #Hammersmith and City, Jubilee delays....@MayorofLondon

[DVRPC @DVRPC]

World Car Free Day is Sunday, September 22. It encourages motorists to give up their car for an alternative mode of transportation. Instead of driving, try taking a train, bus, bicycle, subway, or walk! #CarFreeDay #TDMWeek

[Simple Simon @SimpleSimon8]

#play #parties #community is that what green spaces are meant for? Shame you insist on cramming more people into tiny #unaffordable #housing #carfreeday

[Mayor of London, Sadiq Khan @MayorofLondon]

This weekend, 200 London streets will open up for play, parties and community activities as part of World Car Free Day.

Check your local council’s website to see what’s happening near you 🛴

https://t.co/iwCBIzXvir

[Simple Simon @SimpleSimon8]

Great idea for more play areas for kids for 1 day a year or better still build parkland instead of more #unaffordable housing #CarFreeDay @thecityofldn @MayorofLondon

[Simple Simon @SimpleSimon8]

@HSBC_UK Will that fix your appalling telephone banking service? If not, just wasting more time tbh

[Simple Simon @SimpleSimon8]

@HSBC_UK EVERY time I call you its at a time of 'unexpectedly high call volume' Firstly what does this tell you? Secondly you call me, hang up after 6 seconds, then email me saying I wasn't available #losttheplot #BrokenBritain #Banking

[Simple Simon @SimpleSimon8]

@apax_partners someone from your company #scam just called me to buy my shares in a UK plc on behalf of your client #thanksbutnothanks #dataprotection #FAIL #brokenbritain

[Simple Simon @SimpleSimon8]

@BarclaysUK the last full service retail bank left in #canarywharf not many staff but they are helpful and efficient. Hopefully the branch will continue to exist going forward #churchillplace

[Simple Simon @SimpleSimon8]

How about joining me for a chat in a branch? #putthecustomerfirst #smileyface

[HSBC UK @HSBC_UK]

@SimpleSimon8 Hi Simon, can you please join me in a private chat, so that I can have a look into your query. - Haz 🙂 https://t.co/OCvB5tjRBZ

[Simple Simon @SimpleSimon8]

@HSBC_UK as you no longer seem to operate in branch, can I pop round to one of your employees' house to conduct my review? #Banking #losttheplot

[Simple Simon @SimpleSimon8]

@toptraindriver Haha 1970's service, 2024 prices

[Simple Simon @SimpleSimon8]

Train drivers must think they are still living in the 1970's #selfish #Shameful

[LBC @LBC]

Commuter chaos begins as £60,000-a-year train drivers walk out at five rail operators https://t.co/LWsCvpZUVs

[Simple Simon @SimpleSimon8]

Great to see you fixing the roads as we approach the election. #everyjourneymatters #roadworks #fraud

[Mayor of London, Sadiq Khan @MayorofLondon]

On 2 May, there are Mayor of London and London Assembly elections taking place in London.

Voting at a polling station? Don’t forget to bring photo #VoterID.

Don’t have photo ID? Apply for the free Voter Authority Certificate️

For more info, check https://t.co/KBUSVlqaA6

[Simple Simon @SimpleSimon8]

#everyjourneymatters unless you drive a car @MayorofLondon says it all, really #tfl

[London Labour @LondonLabour]

Says it all, really. ↓

[Simple Simon @SimpleSimon8]

@AmazonUK #alexa #AI Q what does #alexa and my #teenage child have in common...An inability to follow simple instructions #AI or #AS artificial stupidly #technology