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@La_Jefe_ @mirageofwins @cptdankkk They are buying jewelry because they are thinking of the cotton plantations. You are cooking with this one! And the Lamborghinis represent the bulls, a farm animal! Another allegory to slavery!

It has nothing to do with culture, it's all about making allusions to slavery

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@La_Jefe_ @mirageofwins @cptdankkk His family was upper middle class, not billionaires. People go broke because they don't learn any financial responsibility or literacy. You can buy your whole family houses and cars on NFL money and not go broke

These guys wear chains that cost more then wonder where it all went

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@earnlabcom @Dexerto It was all fake anyway, the house is a set. Everyone knows Asmongold actually lives in a mansion.

No person could really live like that.

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I thought I had a big appetite, it turns out I was just high as hell for 15 years. The second I'm no longer running a restaurant and smoking dabs, I'm losing weight so fast.

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@xmaggiepiazzax Yeah, I'm planning on getting it next year. Usually you can buy it in July and use it the rest of the season

I don't know if I even need it, I just want it. You feel powerful in the fast lane. I'm worried if I buy it one season I will never go back

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Hmmmmm. Go to Canada's Wonderland now, or in 2 months when I buy a season long FLP+?

OR BOTH?

I wish my dad was cool like Alpen Fury

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@thrillgeek I mean, I don't know what i expected...

Universal and Disney love naming their parks after the country

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Folk music is so cool. It's insane how a melody and song from 200+ years ago is still supa hot fire today

In 2222 I hope they are listening to Old Town Road

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@lmaousuck199x @newest_latest @UsernameWords @elijahwood @alamodrafthouse Right, just close it then? The second a business ever faces an expense they can not justify, they should just shut down!

Better yet, the federal government can run it! All government theaters playing government movies, that is the only responsible way

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@IRONICHANDLE This is oozing millennial energy, and it makes me want to not be on this planet anymore

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@BrooklynBoyB @Evautoalex And CarFax obviously hid the damage and is splitting the profit 50/50! Everyone knows when he got in an accident it was no big deal, the damage must have been before!

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@Ortliche_Cookie @ShitpostReels Have you tried a bed shaking alarm clock? You put a little puck under the mattress and it vibrates the mattress when the alarm goes off. I never overslept again after trying one of those

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@Uni_Speaking Mine Cart and Ministry are the only correct answer. Doing Stardust first is such a waste. It's such a hyper efficient ride, why use your first ride of the day on something that is going to be <45m wait during the peak?

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@MrEricLuddland @Gg4275320591731 @Awk20000 You spend your entire life simping for Hasan and raging about Asmongold. You don't even post anything or have pictures about your real life because this is your entire life.

It's sad. I would hope you have autism because then it is at least somewhat understandable. Get a hobby

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@MrEricLuddland @Awk20000 >spends every hour of the day defending Hasan on Twitter
"This rich and successful online personality with a beautiful wife and family is so pathetic!"

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H3H3 has been closer to Hasan than you ever will be. Are you jealous?

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@ParkObsession I mix all of them together so I get the most complete drink

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I don't know why I even bother to set an alarm clock when I have a hairy 4-legged one that works automatically and accepts no snooze button

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@PositionObvious @yaelgarcia31 @ElBurroDOro @Mericamemed Staff numbers are less important in retail. You need a certain number of people to even operate a restaurant, you need people who will be there.

It's harder to schedule part-timers. Also, benefits? Lol. Some offer discounted healthcare, 90% of people are on Medicaid

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@kbrewFL @grok It's easy. Same with Manhattan. It's just slow, but the lights are pretty good about putting cars into platoons. Just look out for pedestrians when going through an intersection if you arent behind anyone.

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@Dposts7 The unintended message is that people with 5 years experience think they know what they're doing and try to do something in their own unique way, and it makes it just objectively worse and more time consuming.