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Andrew Joseph❤️

[Ẓȏ @Simple_Zo]

A sequence of events, ft. How my brother came dressed to help me 🤣😭

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Haha, I found out I’m pregnant 16 days later… think that explains it 🤣🤣🤣🤦‍♀️

[Ẓȏ @Simple_Zo]

I wake up heart racing every morning due to some crazy ass, VIVID dreams. I swear I’m gonna go into cardiac arrest one morning😅😵‍💫

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Was tryna put my belly button ring back in, after my ultrasound (wearing a short dress and underwear obvi) and the nurse opened the door to someone else’s room, and I just know the man in there saw everything from my belly down 🤣🤣😭😆 idec🤷🏼‍♀️🤣

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I will never forget how I’m treated in my pregnancy.

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Imagine thinking you’re gonna disturb my sleep by running a vacuum at 7am and I go sleep in my car🤣🤦‍♀️

[Ẓȏ @Simple_Zo]

Type shit

[Ẓȏ @Simple_Zo]

You bitches always got something to say and won’t say it to my face, and wait til I’m pregnant to provoke me.
Newsflash- IM NOT PREGNANT FOREVER.
Stupid bitch🤣🤦‍♀️

[Ẓȏ @Simple_Zo]

PSA: you don’t have to like me, but if you’re gonna come in to my place of work- you do need to respect what I say. And if you cant decipher the two- simply don’t come in😂🤷🏼‍♀️

[Ẓȏ @Simple_Zo]

Absolutely annoyed with everything atp.

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@DDrobina You did not😵‍💫😂🤣

[Creepy.org @creepydotorg]

Name an actor with incredible range.

I'll go first:

[Ẓȏ @Simple_Zo]

😂🙂‍↔️ crazy work

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Honeybees flying around in February? 😅

[Ẓȏ @Simple_Zo]

I wake up heart racing every morning due to some crazy ass, VIVID dreams. I swear I’m gonna go into cardiac arrest one morning😅😵‍💫

[Ẓȏ @Simple_Zo]

Inner peace amongst demons

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@cashluv999 Exactly! I just feel like parents watching their kids- let’s them recreate the joy from their childhoods. Holidays just aren’t as fun when you grow up and move out the house. Not even a sibling to get into spirit with😂

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I understand why parents go all out for holidays fr, all the fun must come from children.

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Sometimes my life feels like an episode of shameless, and I’m here for it 🙂‍↔️🤷🏼‍♀️

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Wouldn’t have even been a fun first trip🙄🙂‍↔️😂

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I really got the cops called on me on a MONDAY😂🥴