Simple

Read something other than your own book.

[Simple @Simple_john1]

I really felt for you, having to listen to that story when he was in his car 😴😴😴😴😴😴😴😴😴😴😴

[Kelvin MacKenzie @kelvmackenzie]

Our fab new podcast. Me, Patrick Christy and the Spectator’s Freddy Gray. I pour a bucket over the dad who spent 28 years walking round the world.
Nor would I be overly concerned if Walliams killed himself. Available from 6pm tonight on YouTube

[Simple @Simple_john1]

@jongaunt @Cruella1 She won't.

[Massimo @Rainmaker1973]

This must've been the greatest day of their entire lives.

[Simple @Simple_john1]

'Just finished my book signing day, luv.
Yeah, really enjoyable.
No. Nobody sang that song.
Actually, there was this one bloke.
Couldn't get shut of the fucker.
After 15 minutes, had to pretend I needed a dump.'

[Giggsclass1 @giggsclass1]

Singing his song when I walked out and he sang it with me. He said I’ve been sat here all day and you’re the first person that’s sang the song . Chatted for 15 min and he was class. It’s carrick you know , fuck off the glazers side show 🇾🇪

[Simple @Simple_john1]

Found this in a skip.
Any offers 🤷‍♂️

[Elliot Eastwick’s World Famous Hot Sauce @WorldFamousHot1]

Selling my scooter. Non runner. Open to offers. No MOT. Needs a bodywork weld and clutch. New cables and a fuel flush and it’ll be good to go. Brakes tyres etc all good. 166 Malossi kit and pipe.

[Simple @Simple_john1]

@ElvenCacak He was a shocker

[Simple @Simple_john1]

One of the most harmful Prime Minsters we've ever had to endure.
All smoke and mirrors.
What a bastard.

[Simple @Simple_john1]

Can't believe releasing those green and yellow balloons didn't allow Carrick to keep his job or ensure the sale of United.

[MUST | Manchester United Supporters Trust @MU_ST]

MUST statement on Michael Carrick’s departure
https://t.co/kH5C7iP2q6

[Simple @Simple_john1]

@awswain @SophyRidgeSky Awkward 😬😬😬😬🫣🫣🤣🤣

[Simple @Simple_john1]

Oh Bev 🤦‍♂️🤦‍♂️🤦‍♂️🤦‍♂️🤦‍♂️

[Bev Turner @beverleyturner]

We quite rightly hammered home the message that women are not "asking for it" in a short skirt. In a utopian world women should be able to walk down the street naked without being assaulted.

But we really need to talk to young women about their clothes.... how did they NOT get the memo that dressing in provocatively sexual clothing is...er...provocatively sexual?

This is not a utopian paradise. And we've neglected to ask girls why they ARE dressing like this if not to attract a partner? Who are they dressing for exactly?
They can kid themselves that they are comfortable and they are dressing only to please themselves.... but that's just not true. I don't buy it.

So what is going on with young women dressing like hookers out of a 90s movie whilst proclaiming to preserve their virginity?

This exchange below is fascinating. The mixed messages sent in the direction of young men are deeply troubling.

Anyone.......?

[Simple @Simple_john1]

And this is why nothing is ever reformed in the UK.
10 yrs before savings made.
The media will gaslight you mongs, who'll laugh saying it costs more money.

[Simple @Simple_john1]

Very popular reforms.
Reform bang under.

[Simple @Simple_john1]

@AlanBT5 The bastard

[Simple @Simple_john1]

That's not animated 🤣🤣🤣🤣
That's how wives speak to their husbands.

[Simple @Simple_john1]

@FatBloaterFX See, top tier guy you.

[Simple @Simple_john1]

@FatBloaterFX Get down to Cartier.
Take some superglue.

[Simple @Simple_john1]

@FatBloaterFX Serious player.
Buy some Ali Baba shoes for the lols.
Blow 'em all out da park.
And still Jerry from the block down the aldi in yer van for your dogs.

[Simple @Simple_john1]

@FatBloaterFX Knew it 🕺🕺
Different level.
Looks like a lovely Rolex, but as you're aware, I have no idea.

[Simple @Simple_john1]

@Reddevilfox @jongaunt @rustyrockets @davidwalliams @BBCNewsnight @Cruella1 💯
Love that.

[Simple @Simple_john1]

@StorrPaul Some is from Home Bargains.
They have some decent wood in, sometimes.

[Simple @Simple_john1]

Reform chap Richard Tice has just stated that everyone is feeling worse off.
Absolutely 💯 false statement.

[Simple @Simple_john1]

@IanRobbins0567 Many are involved in normalising this behaviour.
Fuck 'em all.

[Simple @Simple_john1]

Absolute shambles here from Garaway.

[Saul Staniforth @SaulStaniforth]

#GMB discusses Jonathan Ross's statement.

Baroness Hazarika says the idea he didn't know what was going on is nonsense

Kate Garraway defends Ross & says he's being very brave.

Hazarika: "I'm sure you must be good friends with him but.."

[Simple @Simple_john1]

Conflation of two issues here.
More people are sexually abused by people they know, than immigrants.

[S A M M Y Woodhouse @officialsammyuk]

I’ve been speaking with journalists again today about the r*pe of children in the UK and the challenges we are facing in relation to mass immigration.

I’m now heading back to London to meet with the Restore Britain team. Looking forward to seeing everyone! @RestoreBritain