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Came out the pussy like The Bron James

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Bruh's b talm bout "Diabolical Fits"... an jus b naked.

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When Christ comes you don't make your 5.8% on polymarket

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What's that movie where they danced? Footjob?

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I'm doin shit a peasant would toil for

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Started from the phlebottom

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Is the environmental cost of people using bug spray specifically for mosquitoes greater than the positive impact mosquitoes have on the environment?

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Subtitles make anime better because the animation is not visually interesting so it gives you something else to do with your eyes.

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When y'all sit down to piss do y'all reach around your leg and squeeze your nuts? Cause I lowkey think I get better pressure in the pipe

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I'm much more of a meat eater than a meat eatee

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*from freshman year

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The best music producer who's penis I've touched gotta be myself, but second definitely goes to my roommate down the hall.

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You notice the high note in an arpeggio when the hi-hat comes in because your brain is now paying more attention to higher frequencies.

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If you made a song that contained a sound playing an extremely high pitch sound throughout it, then fewer young people would listen to the song because, as you age, you can't hear those sounds, and extremely high-pitched sounds are annoying.

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The best music producer who's penis I've touched gotta be myself, but second definitely goes to my roommate down the hall.

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Call me modern art the way I'm making stupid people mad

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There's no sun out, but I'm baskin!

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Rich Greeks in 400BC: Thank for Hercules for the 4 gifted subs!

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SIGN EM UP FOR TUE LEAGUE‼️

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Mfs weren't moving 💀
I assume I'm sterile now 💯
I can't have children 🔥

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After midnight is the party melt

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This piss was proudly made by the kidneys of Juanita

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I'm blowing it. And by it, let's just say... my job interview