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I make music

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Me: Does your vagina have a nam...
Her: Caren
Me: ...
Her: …

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It’s weird, there’s no tangible amount for the word “heavy” a 20 pound weight might be light to you but heavy to others...

I gotta stop hitting blunts

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@Cwackyy Depends on when you wanna go to bed, because you’ll be dying if you stay up and wake up at 4:30 everyday

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Streaming Fortnite Duos!
https://t.co/v8baoUgwkW
Giveaway at 100 Followers!

@TwitchOnline @TwitchSharing @TwitchHost @TwitchRetweetr @ShoutGamers @_cutestsavage @Quickest_Rts

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@jojoacohs @Quickest_Rts @_cutestsavage @TwitchHost @FameRTR @TeamVasT_ Quit hearthstone after going to DreamHack, I didn’t have as nearly as much fun as I wanted too and overall didn’t enjoy the game anymore at all

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Stream is live
Come and chill
https://t.co/v8baoUgwkW

@Quickest_Rts @_cutestsavage @TwitchHost @FameRTR @TeamVasT_

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I'm proud to say I've joined @TeamVasT_ as a Fortnite Streamer! Check them out!

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#SupportSmallStreamers
Doing a giveaway at 100 Followers!
https://t.co/v8baoUgwkW

@TwitchHost @TwitchRetweetsU @_cutestsavage @Quickest_Rts @FameRTR

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Streaming some #Fortnite on Twitch! Be sure to stop by!
https://t.co/v8baoUgwkW

@Quickest_Rts @FameRTR @ShoutGamers @FortniteRTss

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Streaming some Fortnite! Be sure to join and say hi :D

https://t.co/v8baoUgwkW 🔴

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Microwave for 1 minute
*Sets timer to 1:01*
*Stops microwave with 1 second left*
Nods head and sighs "Bomb defused"

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So if you can say:
I’m broke as a mother fucker and say
I’m rich as a mother fucker...
How much money a mother fucker got??

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Do you remember when you joined Twitter? I do! #MyTwitterAnniversary

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Made tons of progress on the new track and it is sounding great, will be done within the week :)

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Just started working on a new track, should be done in a day or 2 😜

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Simplex - PANDEMIC!
Be sure to drop a like and share it!
https://t.co/zmTPEZ0syK

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Wanted to let you all know that I've started producing music and really enjoy it, expect to see new music on this Twitter

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If I could, with all due respect, without offending anyone, in my most humble opinion, with regards to your thoughts, in my feelings not disregarding your, I forgot what I was gonna say

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*me and my girlfriend on facetime*

Her: babe you need to clean your bed

Me: why, there’s only 2 boxes of wheat thins, a shirt I cummed on, a sock, and school work

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@DesignsDreaded @FlyRts @FindMeGFX @zTriKz @GFXCoach @InfamousRTs @FindMeAClan 🔥