Simply Jane

Living my life in full bloom and chasing the sunshine ☀️

[Simply Jane @SimplyJanelb]

I am in a deeply committed relationship with my weighted blanket and we are very happy together this evening

[Simply Jane @SimplyJanelb]

@Archfeldspar1 There was another piece of meat on the other side of the plate

[Simply Jane @SimplyJanelb]

Is this breakfast or lunch?

[Simply Jane @SimplyJanelb]

@BrianNabavi1 😄This is everyone's life

[Simply Jane @SimplyJanelb]

Adulting is just looking at your kitchen counter and wondering how it got messy again when you haven't even cooked

[Simply Jane @SimplyJanelb]

Being the "cool divorced aunt" at Sunday family dinner means I show up in designer clothes, drink the wine, and tell the best stories

[D wayne @DannyCrowell]

Hypocrite!

[New York Post @nypost]

Several people injured in violent LA Metro bus crash https://t.co/LYw1Aoo8i2

[CNN @CNN]

Exclusive: An AI-assisted intel report, circulated across the US military during the Iran war, nearly triggered an operation but was false, sources say. https://t.co/xRoq2Gc4sc

[Jim Hawk @JimHawk67327371]

The Paiute call it Tu-ha-tuh. The Bad Place. Very remote. Many evil earth spirits live here. Their hostile faces can be seen in the rocks. Even the wild horses won’t come around here. Hawk, being a disbeliever at the time, made the mistake of camping here one night. I won’t do that again😳 Enlarge.

[The Patriot Oasis™ @ThePatriotOasis]

🔥🚨 NOW: DOJ’s Colin McDonald just read the rap sheet for JUST THIS WEEK 🔥

- Monday: $240 MILLION in SBA fraud.
- Tuesday: $10 MILLION ghost daycare in San Diego.
- Wednesday: the LA homeless slush fund.

"Several hundred billion dollars of fraud against the taxpayer every year — we are doing so in earnest under the president and vice president’s leadership."

THAT is common sense. The last crowd called it an act of God.

Keep stacking cases. Keep the 870,000 banned. Send the money back to Taxpaying adults. @AAGMcDonald

[The New York Times @nytimes]

From @TheAthleticFC: Real Madrid striker Kylian Mbappe has quit his Nike partnership to become the face of Swiss company On’s first expansion into football boots. Former France and Arsenal star Thierry Henry played a role in convincing Mbappe to join On. https://t.co/hEXBLgX27B

[Benny Johnson @bennyjohnson]

JD Vance is in Iowa campaigning for Zach Lahn: “He is a person who wakes up every single day and thinks about how we can defend the jobs, prosperity, and the public safety of Iowans from every single walk of life.”

He’s the only candidate in this governor’s race is a true Iowan and man of the people.

LFG @ZachLahn

[Tiffany Smiley @TiffanyMSmiley]

Congresswoman @MaElviraSalazar is extremely popular with her district and they trust her.

We can argue about the framing and portrayal from the media but hispanic voters, who voted for President Trump in 2024, have been talking about this for a long time.

[Alex Jones @RealAlexJones]

As Everybody Prepares To Flee The US & Chooses Sides- The Democrats Or The Republican Insiders Of The Uniparty- Alex Jones Announces That He Is Will NEVER Evacuate Or Sell Out To The Deep State:

"I'm A Man Of Integrity, So I'm Gonna Stay In The US & Go Down With The Ship! Just Like My Ancestors, I'm Never Giving Up Or Backing Down!"

[Ben | The Shift Brief @TheShiftBrief]

Nobody Argues with you anymore...
https://t.co/lijb43wpRd

[America Recharged 🇺🇸 @AmericaRecharge]

🇫🇷🇷🇺 Macron warns of rising Russian hybrid threats across Europe.

Are European nations prepared?

🔴 Yes
🟡 No
⚪ Unsure

[NBC News @NBCNews]

Health Secretary Robert F. Kennedy Jr. tells audience members at an anti-vaccine conference that they have “a strong and steadfast friend at the White House.” https://t.co/tcNmcH7hzX

[Michelle Hawley @MFischerHawley]

@SetMeA5

[New York Post @nypost]

Jeremiyah Love gushes over girlfriend Aliece's glamorous yacht photos https://t.co/JDinZsmbtQ