Melanie

La calma é la virtú del forti. TTU alum/BSHP alum OR RN

[Melanie @SimplyMel_90]

@GMA Maybe speak to the UN about 🇮🇱biggest military operation. Your reporting falls short of the truth of their intentions.

[Melanie @SimplyMel_90]

With everything we know know about Israel, I have a feeling Gal Gadot is guilty of murder. She served in the IDF and proudly. She knows shit and taking it to her grave.

[Melanie @SimplyMel_90]

I knew I didn’t like the It Ends With Us movie for a reason. Blake Lively is a shitty producer and editor. Her cut is the one that got released? 🤣 baby, just stay pretending you’re a good actress.

[Melanie @SimplyMel_90]

A doctor I work with said if you have a certain percentage of Italian DNA, they’d give you citizenship with proof. Looked up mine and I’m more Spanish than Italian?? Been telling people I’m half Mexican, half Italian since I found out and I’ve been LYING 😭 I’m like 5% Italian!!

[Melanie @SimplyMel_90]

Well damn. I thought it was selling guns to unhinged people who murder children in schools…

[Melanie @SimplyMel_90]

I’m fully convinced the media and the entertainment industry pick a celebrity to bully every year…

[☔ @Whotfismick]

me: “i hate drama, i wanna live a peaceful life”

also me when drama happens:

[Tired Peasant @HorrorGorl]

The greatest country in the world!😆🇺🇸

[Melanie @SimplyMel_90]

Love watching @cavtx be the best dad ever ❤️ I definitely married the right man

[Melanie @SimplyMel_90]

Parenthood is crazy. One min., my daughter is telling her newborn brother not to touch her. The next min., she’s like “I wanna hold him!” And giving him his pacifier ❤️❤️

[BrooklynDad_Defiant!☮️ @mmpadellan]

Accurate.

[ok @MikeyNooodz]

The dudes from class of 09’ at your local bar Thanksgiving Eve

[Melanie @SimplyMel_90]

I love this so much 😂

[Chawanna @DrChaeEd]

This is my favorite TikTok. 😂😂😂😂

[Dripped Out Trade Unionists @UnionDrip]

Now we're talking

[Melanie @SimplyMel_90]

Chris lucky he got 3 different wives 🤷🏻‍♀️

[In The Style @inthestyleUK]

Relatable🫣

[Melanie @SimplyMel_90]

I beat 1 fucking surgeon in his political rant and now he wanna talk politics ALL THE TIME 😩 shoulda just kept my mouth shut

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