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This is a must buy

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Peter Griffin is a savage

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April 15th, 1947 Jackie Robinson broke the MLB color barrier & changed the game forever. Here's to you Jackie #42

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How to drink anything in public

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Guys, let's settle this debate:

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When you see your ex and her downgrade in public

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If you're having a bad day, remember, theres a guy out there who has his ex's name tattooed on himself.

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Swipe up to see my ex fly

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#OpeningDay

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RT when you see it

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Shoutout to Squints for fake drowning to land the kiss with Wendy Peffercor

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My pick to win the Final Four. Merica.

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Still my favorite photoshopped picture of all time.

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To the females that text first

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Id rather do this than go to a party any Friday night

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That awkward moment when you realize you're walking in the wrong direction, so you hit your pockets pretending you forgot something.

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There are 7 billion people on the planet and I have like 4 friends in real life.

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Marilyn Monroe had three divorces, slept with the President, and died choking on her own vomit. Go ahead ladies, keep quotin' her.

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Tomorrow is April Fools Day. Believe nothing, and trust no one. So it’s like any other day, right?

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Romantic movies ruin relationships. They give women unrealistic expectations about what to expect from men. Porn has the same effect on men.