Sarah Smee

[Sarah Smee @SimplySmee]

and you know this, man.... https://t.co/b1JTYvqVRd

[Sarah Smee @SimplySmee]

#Overheard at work "Just look at E. You're going down on E."
-(spreadsheet discussion)

[Sarah Smee @SimplySmee]

my favorite time of year...
#BootSeason https://t.co/FnrLiHhgXG

[Sarah Smee @SimplySmee]

yesterday I was pretty and powerful and carefree.... today I'm sucking down coffee, fighting nausea, and whispering "what the fuck" endlessly to myself #MondayBlues

[Sarah Smee @SimplySmee]

every face tells a story, a history of paths we've travelled and not forgotten and of a destination glimpsed but not yet realized... and everyday is a chance to show more and more the self we are becoming... ❤

are you ready to show your glow?

[Sarah Smee @SimplySmee]

#EveryOfficeHasOne

person who won't refill the office copy machine, but will instead add just enough paper to print their own document...

[Sarah Smee @SimplySmee]

be your best beautiful... 😍😍

#GlowWithMe #BestFaceForward #RealResults

[Sarah Smee @SimplySmee]

don't miss out!! this great deal ends today!!

[Sarah Smee @SimplySmee]

let people see YOU.

#BestFaceForward #GlowWithMe

[Sarah Smee @SimplySmee]

you don't have to have #ProblemSkin to want #BetterSkin

#GlowWithMe #RealResults #BestFaceForward

[Sarah Smee @SimplySmee]

are you living with redness or sensitivity? try Soothe, with our 60 day empty bottle money back guarantee, what... https://t.co/36QQ0QSxt8

[Sarah Smee @SimplySmee]

when the cat is low key judging you for your skincare routine...
#JudgementalKitty #GlowWithMe… https://t.co/GiiuwhymZB

[Sarah Smee @SimplySmee]

teen qotd: "I don't think all that is necessary; they're here to play sports."
#JudgementNeverRests

[Sarah Smee @SimplySmee]

2.5 hours waiting for @verizonfios to come install Fios; 2.5 hours on the phone wjth 6 different people, including 2 hangups, to get a reschedule and to waive additional installation charges since they didn't come in the first place

#WorstCustomerService #MaybeSpectrumIsBetter

[Iateyourpie @Iateyourp1e]

The Sad Tom Brady has visited you tonight. RT to ensure that he stays sad for the rest of his career.

[Sarah Smee @SimplySmee]

why does kitty have the laptop all up her nose?? #thisiswhywecanthavenicethings https://t.co/09PLIIMEqK

[Sarah Smee @SimplySmee]

teen qotd: "you're so annoying!!!" with like some of this...😡😠😡😠

She has no idea. Annoying is now my middle... https://t.co/Av94roYbCy

[Sarah Smee @SimplySmee]

I can't get a handle on this weather at all, I keep turning the heat up and down all over the place, and it is... https://t.co/5eXjZkVmLC