SimplySwiftness

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[SimplySwiftness @SimplySwiftness]

here's a chill, short and sweet speedrun for your enjoyment :d

streamed live @ ttv/simpiyswiftness

[SimplySwiftness @SimplySwiftness]

who remembers that part in steins;gate where okabe used return by death to revert luka's gender so that makise could win the royal selection

[Emmie time 🔞🏳️‍⚧️ @Emmie_Time]

@Goonbr3on Also there's a whole book about Felix calling herself Felis and having an amazing day and then Subaru fucking resets the timeline to before she accepts herself and changes things so she inadvertently continues to struggle with her identity. It fucking sucks

[SimplySwiftness @SimplySwiftness]

@johngeometryda it's natural disaster. I think what youre saying applies to most levels, but in this particular case itd be silly to claim both versions are the same difficulty and personally I'd consider one of these completions more impressive than the other

[SimplySwiftness @SimplySwiftness]

i dont play gd at a high level but surely this isnt the only example of ldm making a level easier

[AidanTR @johngeometryda]

are we seriously doing ldm is cheating in the big 26 💔💔

[SimplySwiftness @SimplySwiftness]

@therealottendo really curious how this would play out

[Jynxzi @jynxzi]

1st place in $100k Chess Tournament 🥇

Giving away $20,000 to 10 people who like & RT ❤️

[Niftski @Niftski]

This document outlines a repeated pattern of misconduct by averge11 and others in their circle, including toxicity, doxxing, threats, and blackmail: https://t.co/0XPmhQoOvP

[SimplySwiftness @SimplySwiftness]

@jayandrw @Kaza_GD kaza said a silly thing on recent zoink stream

[SimplySwiftness @SimplySwiftness]

yep bro never left

[SimplySwiftness @SimplySwiftness]

interesting

[SimplySwiftness @SimplySwiftness]

@redditrepostss holy aura

[SimplySwiftness @SimplySwiftness]

@mysweetlyrobin since no one is bothering to link his own doc ig:

https://t.co/xGS9jrYmcf

[SimplySwiftness @SimplySwiftness]

@NotCeltagd me and my friends were racing random gd levels and this was one of the four we did, crazy twitter pull

[SimplySwiftness @SimplySwiftness]

@thegreatlumos @AntVenom @FangCross_ https://t.co/wXRKl9ZNUp

[SandwichLord🎗️ @SandwichLord690]

This is very telling of a toggle-able macro.

The inaudible spacebar during sections where timing is most prevalent alongside positioning really not mattering is strange.

Here is my run as a reference example of what should be getting heard.

[SimplySwiftness @SimplySwiftness]

@AntVenom honestly looking back at it, it's as though he's timing spacebar after his autojump activates in order to grab the ladder faster

[SimplySwiftness @SimplySwiftness]

@AntVenom for the start of the clip, it's worth mentioning that his spacebar audio is wildly inconsistent with his on-screen jumps, which is further evidence that he's using an autojump (similar to how GD cheaters click over macros to pass their completions off as legit).

[AntVenom @AntVenom]

Also, if you mean to tell me that his spacebar taps are absolutely silent during ALL of Salmon Ladders, but then it's mysteriously audible as he climbs the final steps, I've got some snake oil to sell you.

[AntVenom @AntVenom]

I wasn't convinced enough at first, even though "making all but one of his 200+ 1-tick jumps during MCC11" did go a long way in convincing me.

But then I thought to check for spacebar audio from his MCC11 run. His team-mates audio made it hard to tell.

Then I found this... 🧵

[SimplySwiftness @SimplySwiftness]

@Colorful_loser @EvelynCSreach sandwichlord is objectively the best parkour player that's been in mcc, holding the world record on both the legacy and newer version of the mcc practice server's pkw. hes also #1 in wins on mcc island's parkour warrior. this is his insight (2nd channel): https://t.co/EoFGXvMh51

[SimplySwiftness @SimplySwiftness]

@Acceler8r @sixchio @rainatnight777 @AxbZero @alex1dk1 @70lunaa https://t.co/Bw05oqewGe

[SimplySwiftness @SimplySwiftness]

@Acceler8r @sixchio @rainatnight777 @AxbZero @alex1dk1 @70lunaa