Sometimes in the middle of sex I look at my girl directly in the eyes and very seriously say "you haven't even seen me in my final form" y'all ain't on this saiyan wave.
America before twitter:"aye the British are taxing the fuck outta us, maybe we should revolt and throw all this tea in the harbor and show them that this isn't how we run shit on the big island. America now:"tax the tampons"
Y'all one of my supervisors is so lame. 😂 He took pics with the money from one of the registers while in the office and posted it on IG. Even took off his work shirt so we wouldn't know he was at work. 💀