Real Bread

Bread expert and aspiring moon artist.

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@BennettGClark Now this guy’s got the right idea!

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All these darn memers spend all day looking at their screens and phones and Internet machines. Why don't they look at bread instead? #health

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Everyone thought I was bread and buried. Jokes on them, I just hadn’t risen yet. #leavened2019

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I’ve heard rumors recently from health nuts saying you shouldn’t eat bread. I hope you’re listening intently while taking large bites out your baguette. Thank the health nuts for their time and promptly forget their advice. #breadislife

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Just about to get some insurance. Gotta stay safe in this cruel and unusual world

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suksomboon_'s video https://t.co/aK1FpumgNt the ritual begins

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@pyromancer42 I knew it

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All I want to do is play the new #NoMansSky but without opposable thumbs it's tricky business.

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Ain't that the truth.

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Every time I see the hashtag #pokemongo all I can think of is poking mangoes because it looks so much like #pokemango

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Just attended my second wedding of the summer! It was all absolutely lovely until they BRUTALLY MURDERED A CAKE with a giant knife.

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What if people drove loaves of bread around instead of automobiles. Go green or go home i say

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@persimmonfacts keeping me honest <3

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W/ the upcoming US presidential election be sure 2 breaducate urself, and then promptly move 2 canada where u don't need 2 deal w/ this crap

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Why was she selling sea shells by the sea shore? She could learn a thing or 2 about supply and demand. Now, selling bread on the other hand

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If brownie points don't actually get you brownies then what's the point.

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Hope you had a great pi day. Can't wait for #breadday!
Wait.
What do you mean that doesn't exist?
Why should pie get it's own day and we ju

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I'd like to make some toast because it's yummy and Leonidas DeCapricorn finally got what's coming to him. #Oscars

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I love you too Oprah. I love you too <3 https://t.co/PWnZaTUi5i #ILoveBreadCampaign2016 #Oprah #Loves #Me