Kaylee

I'm a wanderer baby | md ➡️ ca

[Drebae @Drebae_]

Me and the 10 pounds I keep losing and gaining:

[Kaylee @Simply_Kayxo]

@BanUnsweetTea It’s the terrible quality of the post during Super Bowl/free agent highlight because they were screen recordings from other people’s pages looking grainy as hell 😂

[Kaylee @Simply_Kayxo]

@nyuki_malkia I had to stop watching because it was a really hard watch considering it felt like it could be the reality in the future

[cessi 🥤 @ceciiii07]

When everyone is looking at me and sees an adult but… this is what i feel like on the inside

[Aakash Gupta @aakashgupta]

Ring paid somewhere between $8 and $10 million for a 30-second Super Bowl spot to tell 120 million viewers that their cameras now scan neighborhoods using AI.

The math is wild. Ring has roughly 20 million devices in American homes. Search Party is enabled by default. The opt-out rate on default settings in consumer tech is historically around 5%. So approximately 19 million cameras are now running AI pattern matching on anything that moves past your front door. Today the target is dogs. The same infrastructure already handles “Familiar Faces,” which builds biometric profiles of every person your camera sees, whether they know about it or not.

Ring settled with the FTC for $5.8 million after employees had unrestricted access to customers’ bedroom and bathroom footage for years. They’re now partnered with Flock Safety, which routes footage to local law enforcement. ICE has accessed Flock data through local police departments acting as intermediaries. Senator Markey’s investigation found Ring’s privacy protections only apply to device owners. If you’re a neighbor, a delivery driver, a passerby, you have no rights and no recourse.

This tells you everything about Amazon’s actual product. The customer paid for the camera. The customer pays the electricity. The customer pays the $3.99/month subscription. And Amazon gets a surveillance grid that would cost tens of billions to build from scratch, with an AI layer activated by default, and a law enforcement pipeline already connected.

They wrapped all of that in a lost puppy commercial because that’s the only version of this story anyone would willingly opt into.

[Drebae @Drebae_]

I don’t want a soft life because I’m lazy. I want a soft life because my nervous system has been in survival mode for years 😭😭 IM OVER IT

[g0rebarbie @g0r3barbie]

when i complain about my body but i keep eating

[Kaylee @Simply_Kayxo]

@ying_verse Did this before and I threw up lol

[Kaylee @Simply_Kayxo]

Any time I see — in a tweet I know it was Ai generated lol just skip over those

[Kaylee @Simply_Kayxo]

Pretty sure I was severely depressed in 2016 lol not the best year of my life 😂

[ηαdι. 𖤐 @luvblessingz]

I miss that Novacane, Diced Pineapples, Lotus Flower Bomb, Power Trip, Adorn, Sure Thing, Aston Martin Music era.

[Tom Joseph @TomJChicago]

The shooter is recording with his phone. He can clearly hear Renee Good speak to him kindly. He can clearly see her doing hand over hand steering to move her SUV to the right after backing up. He shoots her 3 times, twice point blank to finish her off. He calls her a “fucking bitch” as she dies. He deserves life in prison at a minimum.

[Kaylee @Simply_Kayxo]

My chest sounds like an old car trying to get started in the dead of winter

[(ㆀ˘･з･˘) @ch1llona]

Male loneliness epidemic but yall r dumb as fuck. And porn addicts. And unemployed. And mopey and unbearable to be around bc u got ur heart broken in middle school. Or still obsessed with an ex who wants nothing to do with u

[Kaylee @Simply_Kayxo]

Energy

[🦢 @damnidc__]

Since women are known for stealing men's hoodies, name something that men are known for taking from a woman

[gabrielle @legitimatetiger]

looking back at the old version of me and seeing how hard she worked to get us here and realizing i will always go so hard for her too

[solé @layxsnv]

i have not purchased one christmas gift but i do have 3 packages otw for me tho

[Kaylee @Simply_Kayxo]

I love the freedom of living alone

[🦢 @damnidc__]

Perks of living alone:

1. Walking around naked
2. Buying minimal groceries
3. No one drinking my leftover alcohol
4. Not having to talk
5. Cooking for one
6. Sleeping anywhere
7. Crying/singing out loud without having to explain why
8. Lazy days are real
10. Actual peace of mind