Simple

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[Simple @SimplysciHQ]

Ever had an encounter with Cu|t!st?

Share your experience

I will go first....Check comments!

[Simple @SimplysciHQ]

I can’t be your umbrella at this moment.

It’s not that I don’t care or that I don’t want to help, but my hands are already full with my own battles, wounds, and exhaustion. I just need time-to breathe, to heal, to find my balance again.

[Simple @SimplysciHQ]

Abi make I sell this account use am chop ni?

What's your offer?

[Simple @SimplysciHQ]

@MOyindamol54953 Ofc

[Simple @SimplysciHQ]

Sorry daddy!

I'm taking X as a full time Job!

[Simple @SimplysciHQ]

@SylvesterN57627 Yeah, I'm aware of all these things thanks 🙏

[Simple @SimplysciHQ]

@arojinle1 Banger to banger noni

[Arojinle @arojinle1]

That banger boy don bag 2 years for prison. Many more will still go. Ẹ̀wọ̀n na prison, ẹ̀wà na beans.

[Glorious God @GloriousGod01]

As long as you're not a virgin, I'm not doing that "no sex untill marriage" with you. Go and look for another man to practice your celibacy with.

As for me, sexual compatibility is not something I'd want to joke with. And you can't tell me to wait while you're going to give it to others outside. I'm not a fool.

Above all, love God.

[Glorious God @GloriousGod01]

Don't copy others
Create your posts by yourself (make them original).

Above all, love God.

[Arojinle @arojinle1]

Arsenal fans begged Guardiola to leave the Premier League for them o.🥱

[Sir David Onyemaizu🦍 @SirDavidBent]

Nothing good comes easily.

You have to work hard for it, this is because you tend to value things you sweat for, than things you get without making effort.

[Sir David Onyemaizu🦍 @SirDavidBent]

Understand that life is all about give and take.

You have to strike a balance.

If you want to attract the favour of someone, don't be quick to ask for something, but be ready to give to them.

Giving to them, especially if it's valuable, helps them understand your worth.

[Sir David Onyemaizu🦍 @SirDavidBent]

A man suddenly stopped talking to his wife.

He didn't respond to her pleasantries, he didn't eat her food, and he slept in a separate room in the house.

All the while, he continued carrying out his responsibilities as a father and husband.

He paid the rent and school fees as at when due, he made sure there was always food at home and he even continued sending the monthly upkeep to the wife.

But he didn't say a word to her.

Several months later, he decided to end it all and left her a note which read: “I REGRET EVER MARRYING YOU, AND I'LL RATHER D!E THAN WATCH YOU GET BETTER THAN ME”

As it turned out, his wife had gone for her PHD against his wishes, and landed a job that would be paying her a six figures salary every month.

It was after she had gotten the job that he had stopped talking to her, hence leading to his unfortunate demise.

[Simple @SimplysciHQ]

@arojinle1 At this point boss, help us list the animals native to us, so when next I see them I go know

[Simple @SimplysciHQ]

@SirDavidBent @simplyscihq

[Simple @SimplysciHQ]

@GloriousGod01 Boss mi please check your DM sir

[Glorious God @GloriousGod01]

Dear women,

When you wrong your husband, what is the best punishment he should give you?

- He is not allowed to hit you.
- He cannot keep malice.
- He cannot refuse your food.
- He cannot refuse to have sex with you.
- He cannot raise his voice at you.
- He cannot even express his hurt or displeasure.

So tell us: what exactly should he do?

Above all, love God.

[Arojinle @arojinle1]

This thing that I just said on Twitter and people asked questions respectfully, I posted it on Facebook. They dragged the hell out of my life 🤣

Someone said "The surgery Arojinle had is beginning to affect his brain"🤣🤣🤣

[Simple @SimplysciHQ]

@Femi_Okoya I still never see am do o

[Simple @SimplysciHQ]

You gave me 100+ Followers in one shout out!

The feeling is different! The notification keeps coming!

[Sir David Onyemaizu🦍 @SirDavidBent]

You tried to bring someone down, but you're still stagnant and the person is still growing.

What does that tell you?