SifuniousMonk

Master Gunner in SODF
Attached to the FSU (Fuck Shit Up) Company
Do we look like we came here to take prisoners?
Sifuna the 6th

[🅶🅾🆁🅺 @Raclure03]

C'est pas facile tous les jours d'être un monstre ...

[SifuniousMonk @SimpoMehn]

@mark_mende_ @mts__kid For clarity, that is a non-wabbly surface

[SifuniousMonk @SimpoMehn]

@GideonKimaiyo_ Continue celebrating the exploits of KANU remnants and their lackeys. Premium tears are still doing sit ups...

[SifuniousMonk @SimpoMehn]

@jwkhasndi Eer..no one will say the Emperor is naked.
But I can smell an Ol Kalou playbook loading....

[SifuniousMonk @SimpoMehn]

@NaekuMercy it took this noisy black fullstop TWO FULL TERMS as senator to move Nandi County from position 30 to position 6 in overall performance...and HE expects first time senator in Nairobi (Sifuna) to achieve the same in one term?

[SifuniousMonk @SimpoMehn]

@PeterReagan777 My people say, "Small uncricumcised boys do not throw stones at a mango tree that does not bear fruit."
Substitute "Small uncircumsised boys" with "hoodrat" for context.

[SifuniousMonk @SimpoMehn]

@_unrullyreal Blaaarry Ngûinûka kû! 🤣

[SifuniousMonk @SimpoMehn]

@_SystemYaFacts Bro
You are aware that RIGHT NOW, if your boss's only opponent is a bottle top, the bottle top will win, siyo?
We can discuss Agendas and Plans as you await trail for the deaths of Denzel, Rex Maasai, et al.
Sawa?

[SifuniousMonk @SimpoMehn]

@zakirhassann Dear Somali Elders
Priss priss, do not bring up your youth on fairy tales like Abdi Madhowe.
Help them understand the distinction between reality and entertaining bed time stories.
Your welcome!

[SifuniousMonk @SimpoMehn]

@OleItumbi Tennis, Tennis, Tennis...
Roundi hii mnaimeza bila mate
Full kiwaru 😂😂

[SifuniousMonk @SimpoMehn]

@The__Vyrus Unc was like "THAT'S MY SONG..."🤣🤣

[NTV Kenya @ntvkenya]

MPs scrap IEBC guarantee of access to election servers, tech https://t.co/Pia3FUR8H1

[SifuniousMonk @SimpoMehn]

@MaryK2022 My sister....

[Joel Jiranï @Kemboi67]

Kumbe Majirani was in the crowd.

Huyu msee hukuanga a true Sifuna soldier, jamaa ni chairman wa SGDF.

[SifuniousMonk @SimpoMehn]

@NjeriBt Articles 21, 41, 43 & 238 of the constitution PROVIDES FRAMEWORKS for all those things you have asked about.
Sooo [light bulb moment]
As H.E. Sifuna kindly requested, READ THE FUCKING CONSTITUTION, exorcise your inner Karen Nyamu then we can revisit that conversation.

[SifuniousMonk @SimpoMehn]

@wakariowa Old money wako na matusi baridi
Choose your parents carefully
OK

[the Juice Media @thejuicemedia]

The Government™ has made an ad about the protests happening around the world, and it’s surprisingly honest and informative.🌍🌎🌏

[SifuniousMonk @SimpoMehn]

@DrErickimathi Wee Mzee
Mtukutu Rais alisema hii ni Prokopanda ya kupotosha our very valuable vijanas

[Na Fianna ✙ 🇮🇪 @NaFianna101]

Good Evening.

[Pauline Njoroge @paulinenjoroge]

About a week ago Samido and I were in Murang’a to support a friend, and he mentioned to me how much people cheer every-time he mentions Sifuna during his performances in Mt. Kenya region. I was excited and almost wrote about it, but remembered how certain characters like dismissing such stories, saying I have made them up. Sasa tumekuja na evidence kwa kalatas!