S S Sodhi

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Bhaee zu dont need an Old Age app. You just need a mirror.

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Ze baat!

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🖕from Chandigarh.

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Quitting Twitter. #YussYuss

It waz fun till it lasted. I have to leave now due to a greater calling.

I hereby announce that I am zoining the Avengerz. I found thiz in ze cupboard bhaee!

#Zoke

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I hope they cast their vote rather than vote their cast. #Yuss

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Delete Tinder. Buy a Motorcycle.

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Bhaee Dinesssssss!
10/10. V.Good!
#IndvsBan

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I can bet my life on the fact that @SrBachchan is drunk as fuck right now.

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@EvangelistHub Hi. Sorry, I’m not into that anymore. Thanks for asking.

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Breaking: CBFC and Bhansali have settled in on to change ze name to Padmanvati.

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Q. Pepsodent toothpaste killz 99.9% of germz. What doez Pepsodent Sensitive do?

It killz 99.9% of germz without hurting their feelingz, bhaee!!

#PeeZay #YussYuss

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Heartbroken people have poor general knowleze.

Because zab dil hi toot gaya, toh GK kya karenge?

#PeeZay #Zoke

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#Peezay

Q. Zu just bought a new shopping mall. How will zu invite your friendz?

A. Maula mere Maula...

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Best Network?

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Thiz Christmas, gift your kidz a big pack of batteriez and attach a card that sayz "Toyz not Included".

#OyeJingle

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Me: Boyzz, main zo Question poochoonga, uska zawaab Phatapat diziye. Ok?

Bataiye, India ki razdhani ka kya naam hai?

Pankaz: Phatapat.

#Boyzzz #HaathUpar

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Twitter is nothing but a swimming pool full of Bakchods. #Yuss

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Bhaee ze Rohit Sharma scored a double century on hiz Wedding Anniversary. Few dayz back ze entire team barely manazed a hundred plus score. Guess it waz ze captain’s mother-in-law's birthday, that day.

#Zoke

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Women pareshaan with Men sending forwarded Good Night messagez on whatsapp.

Men pareshaan with Men sending forwarded Good Morning messagez on whatsapp.

#AzeebDaastaanHaiZe

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The AAPMobile got stolen in your home ground? What’s the deal Kejri ji?
#Yuss