James Simpson

[James Simpson @Simpson93E]

@marthabourne @TomBassett09 you two really are ridiculous....

[Paddy Power @paddypower]

Come on now Ashley, you're taking this lurking too far mate.

[James Simpson @Simpson93E]

@sallyanne_xxx outrageous. How could they forget that....

[James Simpson @Simpson93E]

@cchriswwhite @SeanThomas93 do you even know what football is Chris??

[James Simpson @Simpson93E]

@UberFacts: Humans naturally have the urge to jump off of bridges, cliffs and other high places and this is totally normal. @MildlyAdequate

[James Simpson @Simpson93E]

@MildlyAdequate @alexgway I hope that is on your birth certificate

[James Simpson @Simpson93E]

@alexgway the best look a man can have

[James Simpson @Simpson93E]

@alexgway @UberFacts love how they didn't shave around the mouth #RespectTheBeard

[James Simpson @Simpson93E]

Go @England! #WorldCup Who are you supporting? https://t.co/9cQ2vLars0

[James Simpson @Simpson93E]

@TomJessup17 but do you though....??

[James Simpson @Simpson93E]

@amberwoodward94 I call bullshit....

[James Simpson @Simpson93E]

"@TomBassett09: Fuck a fake friend, where your real friends at" cry me a river...

[James Simpson @Simpson93E]

@SeanThomas93 but I love seeing your fantastic face.

[James Simpson @Simpson93E]

"@UberFacts: Horse-sized ducks roamed the land of Australia about 50,000 years ago."@owenspinner @Knapple91

[James Simpson @Simpson93E]

@sallyanne_xxx you got the ice cream nearby...

[James Simpson @Simpson93E]

@alexgway @UberFacts coming from you. 6 hours to move from bed...

[James Simpson @Simpson93E]

@andrewnettle @UberFacts except when I did ask you couldn't remember

[James Simpson @Simpson93E]

"@UberFacts: The rumbling/growling sound your stomach makes is called borborygmus."@andrewnettle

[James Simpson @Simpson93E]

"@UberFacts: Having an orgasm a day can add up to 4 years to your life - 700 in a year can add up to 8 years to your life." @alexgway

[James Simpson @Simpson93E]

@TomBassett09 @owenspinner @andrewnettle probably sexual assault if I'm honest