Alan Simpson

43 going on 15 and huge fan of roadtrips, pear drops, steering wheel bongos, animated singing and cars with personality.

[Alan Simpson @SimpsonAlanj]

@joncoupland Gotta get to the Lidl bakery before the pain au chocolats get cold

[Alan Simpson @SimpsonAlanj]

@joncoupland Ooh it looks like a Proton Persona compact. On an S reg potentially

[Alan Simpson @SimpsonAlanj]

@joncoupland It's what Steve Wright would have wanted

[Alan Simpson @SimpsonAlanj]

@joncoupland I love that you and Rae are having such fun. If you find a woman that encourages your silliness you are set for life. Has she got a company Proton yet?

[Alan Simpson @SimpsonAlanj]

@RosAndrews3 I knew you would! If you managed a 38 with your questions I figured you'd probably get a 65 any other time. I really must give it a go sometime. I think its 17 years since I did Popmaster!

[Alan Simpson @SimpsonAlanj]

@RosAndrews3 just tuned in for Ten to the top, heard a female voice mention Now Compilations and thought could it be? And it was you! Great effort. I had a shocker and only got 12 on your round. Hope you're doing grand

[Alan Simpson @SimpsonAlanj]

@RosAndrews3 For me, you definitely had the harder round. I redeemed myself with a 65 in the second one. Ive a feeling you might have too. Thankfully an easy year question. In other music news I saw Kraftwerk last night. Another bucket list item ticked. Amazing too

[Alan Simpson @SimpsonAlanj]

@joncoupland Ah you've found a perfect sized garage

[Alan Simpson @SimpsonAlanj]

@joncoupland Did you catch any crabs?

[Alan Simpson @SimpsonAlanj]

@PaulCra14845443 @ScotRoadArchive No such thing!

[Alan Simpson @SimpsonAlanj]

@joncoupland Aww lovely news. What's she bringing to the next Rustival?

[Alan Simpson @SimpsonAlanj]

@joncoupland Aww a Persona

[Alan Simpson @SimpsonAlanj]

@joncoupland That's the way

[Alan Simpson @SimpsonAlanj]

@joncoupland Spare ribs, Duck, Crispy Chilli Beef and Egg Fried Rice for me please

[Alan Simpson @SimpsonAlanj]

@joncoupland From the letters on the numberplate it looks like it identifies as a French car

[Alan Simpson @SimpsonAlanj]

@joncoupland I would try

[Alan Simpson @SimpsonAlanj]

@74frankfurt Yes!!! The first picture I've seen of the old Port Glasgow Little Chef :)

[Alan Simpson @SimpsonAlanj]

@joncoupland Happy birthday to the inspector. Hope she finds lots of exciting things to inspect today. Can you cope with her Terrible Teens?

[Alan Simpson @SimpsonAlanj]

@joncoupland Premier Inn? I've had some funny nights out in Carlisle involving a Speed Awareness Course, a spongebob onesie, adoption by a 21st birthday party, meeting a girl who shared her name with a snooker player and surviving the Botchergate

[Alan Simpson @SimpsonAlanj]

@joncoupland I'm not surprised. You have a whole new set of circumstances to get your head around and Christmas the way you used to celebrate it will have changed. Remember though, they were new once too and new and different can be fun.