Simpson Kamonere

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[Censored Humans @CensoredHumans]

This is the Most Corrupt World Cup in History.

FIFA has Just Robbed Egypt in Broad Daylight.

[Zimbabwean-Xhosa 🇿🇼 🇲🇿 @SandileMakeba]

Another group of South Africans has reportedly been chased out of a restaurant in Mozambique, with the owner telling them to return home and enjoy their vacation in their own country.

[Jackson Hinkle 🇺🇸 @jacksonhinkle]

Referee Didn't Give Egypt a Penalty for this...

FIFA IS RIGGED!

[𝐂𝐫𝐢𝐦𝐞 𝐖𝐚𝐭𝐜𝐡 𝐙𝐖 @CrimeWatchZW]

WATCH | A video has emerged showing dangerous driving involving an Inter Africa bus (AGZ 0631), which appears to be deliberately blocking a Stallion Cruise bus from overtaking. The incident occurred yesterday on the Harare–Chiredzi road.

Such reckless behaviour puts the lives of passengers, other motorists, and pedestrians at serious risk. We urge @PoliceZimbabwe to investigate this incident and take appropriate action against this driver.

[Chimbwa @Cde_begar]

📌I heard she was recently divorced. The internet does not forget. Her kids will see it. Her past doesn’t matter❓. The past shapes the future. Mahure!

[Kara @UTDKarra]

Repost if you think Gianni Infantino is the worst FIFA president ever.

[𝐂𝐫𝐢𝐦𝐞 𝐖𝐚𝐭𝐜𝐡 𝐙𝐖 @CrimeWatchZW]

WATCH | Help us identify this man. On 4 July 2026, he visited one of our shops along Nelson Mandela Avenue and scammed one of our employees using a fake US$100 note. When he entered the shop, he pretended to be talking to his boss on the phone. We believe this person was the driver of the Mazda Demio he arrived in.

It appears that these individuals target shops that are about to close for the day. They engage employees in unnecessary small talk to distract and confuse them, making it less likely that the fake note will be carefully checked.

The matter has already been reported to the police. If you recognise this man or have any information that could assist with the investigation, please contact us on 0712 942 609 or call 0773 937 213.

Please share this post to help us identify him and prevent others from becoming victims.

@PoliceZimbabwe

[GBC @GBC_Press]

🚨 BREAKING:

​According to Ben Jacobs, the White House has directly contacted FIFA to request the suspension of Folarin Balogun's red card ban.

​The worst tournament in history...

[Simpson Kamonere @SimpsonKamonere]

@CrimeWatchZW Zimnoz fast becoming Saskos

[Simpson Kamonere @SimpsonKamonere]

@gilbert_ga94083 @bull_not_dozer @CrimeWatchZW @econetzimbabwe Dont buy

[Simpson Kamonere @SimpsonKamonere]

@CrimeWatchZW Who is the idiot here, one stuck note or a man sipping his whiskey in the comfort of his home? People refuse torn one dollar notes, but some ‘clever idiot’ accepted a $20 note

[Simpson Kamonere @SimpsonKamonere]

@CrimeWatchZW Ko waibvarurirei mari? In other words why did you accept a torn note?

[𝐂𝐫𝐢𝐦𝐞 𝐖𝐚𝐭𝐜𝐡 𝐙𝐖 @CrimeWatchZW]

Amai avo is an officer weHarare City Council. Chavakabereka icho chidhori haasi mwana. Varikusunga mota munaFidel Castro by pretending to be a genuine customer. So tirikuda kuziva kuti ndomashandiro akuita mapurisa ekanzuru here. Hatichazive kuti ava ndivo mapurisa ekanzuru or dzave mbavha because havana kana maUniform.

@JMafume

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[robertmarawa @robertmarawa]

The mouth was covered and life just carried on.....AGAIN!! 🚮

[Simpson Kamonere @SimpsonKamonere]

@McClellandRuss @DevLeaderCa Limited resources

[Simpson Kamonere @SimpsonKamonere]

@CrimeWatchZW Hanzi pressured…🤗

[𝐂𝐫𝐢𝐦𝐞 𝐖𝐚𝐭𝐜𝐡 𝐙𝐖 @CrimeWatchZW]

Hello Crime Watch! I am writing to report and complain about the way people are being treated at Central Vehicle Registry (CVR), 25 Robson Manyika Road, Harare.

We wanted to make payments for our Drivers licence-disc application or replacement at the Accounts counter. Everytime we go there the Teller will be there but not receipting any payments. When asked they claim they are occupied with other duties. People will wait and be told to come back at 2pm but nothing happens.

This is getting out of hand. If these women feel they nolonger want to do the job, they can simply leave and give others who are unemployed in Zimbabwe the chance to deliver impeccable customer services.

[Dandaro Online @DandaroOnline]

#dandarostreets The Zimbabwe Republic Police has confirmed investigations are underway following an alleged assault and firearm incident during a rugby match between Eaglesvale College and Christian Brothers College on 13 June 2026.

Police say inquiries are ongoing after reports that a parent entered the pitch, assaulted a player and allegedly produced a firearm, causing panic among spectators.

Authorities have urged calm as investigations continue.

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[Simpson Kamonere @SimpsonKamonere]

@Mr_Tich He will never be arrested. We know which party he belongs to