Hannah Sims

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[Hannah Sims @SimsCommaHannah]

Four years ago today my great aunt sent me this message when she saw that I was in Paris while studying abroad. I think about it at least once a week.

[Hannah Sims @SimsCommaHannah]

@TravisBerman don’t say I didn’t remind you

[HousingForwardNTX @HousingNTX]

We Are Housing Forward.

Visit our new website at https://t.co/RNhPLnRMmb.
#HousingForwardNTX #EndHomelessness

[Hannah Sims @SimsCommaHannah]

humbling

[Hannah Sims @SimsCommaHannah]

happy dominique does not speak english day

[Hannah Sims @SimsCommaHannah]

Four years ago today my great aunt sent me this message when she saw that I was in Paris while studying abroad. I think about it at least once a week.

[Hannah Sims @SimsCommaHannah]

you good bro?

[Hannah Sims @SimsCommaHannah]

my phone made a video, set to jazz music, of the time i thought my dog broke his leg

[Lou Paoletti @itsloubear]

“you’re vaxxed and boosted you’ll be fine if you get it”

i 👏🏼 don’t 👏🏼 want 👏🏼 it 👏🏼

[Hannah Sims @SimsCommaHannah]

I love the @Kickstarter project update emails reminding me that I backed a dumb water bottle in May of 2020 and it still hasn’t arrived. The journey alone has been worth the investment.

[Hannah Sims @SimsCommaHannah]

this sounded VERY dramatic in the background of my meeting

[Hannah Sims @SimsCommaHannah]

@TravisBerman could i see them from a different angle?

[Hannah Sims @SimsCommaHannah]

I’m rated PG for the same reasons

[Hannah Sims @SimsCommaHannah]

I can deal with the phishing attempts, but let it be known that I am NOT a Costco Karen

[Hannah Sims @SimsCommaHannah]

it’s never not funny

[Hannah Sims @SimsCommaHannah]

I admit that I was part of the problem, but I am committed to being part of the solution

[Hannah Sims @SimsCommaHannah]

Can’t believe I’ve been trying to decode this cryptic message for six whole years

[Hannah Sims @SimsCommaHannah]

Four years ago today my great aunt sent me this message when she saw that I was in Paris while studying abroad. I think about it at least once a week.

[Hannah Sims @SimsCommaHannah]

can’t wait to determine your destiny when you’re up for re-election next year

[Governor Abbott Press Office @GovAbbottPress]

With this executive order, we are ensuring that all businesses and families in Texas have the freedom to determine their own destiny.

[Hannah Sims @SimsCommaHannah]

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[Hannah Sims @SimsCommaHannah]

I can’t return this call, they’re going to be so disappointed.