Rifadh Simshek ⚡️

Caffeinated reader, probably listening to a podcast.

[Rifadh Simshek ⚡️ @SimshekTweets]

Elon comes out of the toilet...

People: "Elon is smart"

[Rifadh Simshek ⚡️ @SimshekTweets]

Getting some time off.

[Rifadh Simshek ⚡️ @SimshekTweets]

I won't be tweeting until July 20th.

[Omo Barca⚽️🖤 @Tobs_fc]

Kane scored 61 goals this season while Olise finshed with 28 assists.

Messi alone scored 73 goals and still had 29 assists in one season. 😭

[Squawka @Squawka]

Manchester City in the Premier League since Pep Guardiola took charge in 2016:

◉ Most Goals (903)
◉ Most Wins (269)
◉ Fewest losses (52)
◉ Most titles (6)

"We cannot replace him." 🥲

[Rifadh Simshek ⚡️ @SimshekTweets]

Axios: Iran has agreed to buy SpaceX on IPO.

[Rifadh Simshek ⚡️ @SimshekTweets]

lol Here we go again

[The Spectator Index @spectatorindex]

BREAKING: Iranian state media says that the Strait of Hormuz will stay under Iranian control despite claims by Trump

[shea ♡ @historicthrill]

11. i’ll never forget that day because i was woken up from a nap by my mom and all i heard was “michael…died”. mind you, i have a brother named michael so imagine my horror 😭

[Rifadh Simshek ⚡️ @SimshekTweets]

As I was saying
https://t.co/4qxPZcaxvp

[The Spectator Index @spectatorindex]

Reuters reports that 'doubts are growing' as to whether President Trump can 'translate the U.S. military’s tactical successes' against Iran into an 'outcome he can frame convincingly as a geopolitical ​win'.

[Rifadh Simshek ⚡️ @SimshekTweets]

Seems like Trump could not sell the negotiations anymore

He needs something solid to win the mid-term as he has lost the plot in Iran

[Rifadh Simshek ⚡️ @SimshekTweets]

@SomeBitchIIKnow 😂
https://t.co/cy0H8nJIee

[Not Jerome Powell @alifarhat79]

Big corporations realizing the HR department is just inventing problems to justify solving them

[trash jones @jzux]

"password is too weak" ok have you seen my country's democracy

[Rifadh Simshek ⚡️ @SimshekTweets]

He knew what he was doing.

[The ₿itcoin Therapist @TheBTCTherapist]

You were wrong bro.

[Rifadh Simshek ⚡️ @SimshekTweets]

That's how you do it 😂

[Iñigo Martinez @InigoMartinez]

Arrive. WIN. 🏆

[Rifadh Simshek ⚡️ @SimshekTweets]

@sonaljay8 @sarithabey Where did you find this info ?

[Mark Lynch for U.S. Senate @MarkLynchSC]

On June 9th, I will liberate the American people from Lindsey Graham!

[Rifadh Simshek ⚡️ @SimshekTweets]

@BouafifNour Bru 💀

[slbsn @slbsn]

He finished above United in 100% of his 10 seasons

[JP Sears @AwakenWithJP]

Apparently this is what being a patriot looks like in 2026. It's changed a little...

[Rifadh Simshek ⚡️ @SimshekTweets]

Smallest club in Manchester for a reason.

[Kent @FamozzyyK]

Rashford won La Liga; Manchester United did not congratulate him.

He called up for the world cup, he got no congratulations.

Manchester United qualified for the UCL, he quoted to congratulate us and these rabid dogs were wailing on his tweet, saying he is famzing.

Now that he made a thank you post to those that have helped him in the past 1 year, y'all are wailing he didn't mention Manchester United.

Tell me the contributions Manchester United made towards his call up.

[Essel @thatEsselguy]

“So it was Friday morning and Tuchel dropped his Squad….”

[BuccoCapital Bloke @buccocapital]

Mark Zuckerberg learning he still has 70,000 humans working at Meta