Simul S.

Founder @joindatacops. Kill fake conversions, fake-signup detection, and ad-blocker blind spots | all on first-party infra.

[Simul S. @SimulS007]

Kinda insane that most companies are optimizing millions in ad spend off dashboards polluted by bots, ad blockers, and broken consent scripts.
The data layer is quietly rotting underneath the entire internet. Here's the autopsy

[Simul S. @SimulS007]

@FounderEric Try @octolane; their UX is good and autonomous. Just focus whats matter for your startup, not crm crack.

[Simul S. @SimulS007]

@levelsio How much you pay for the domain, https://t.co/RfK43FPGcR lol cool name

[jaiya @jaiyagill]

before you invest in a startup always ask how tall the founders are

[Simul S. @SimulS007]

@cnakazawa You don't understand CRO. Their 800 million users are on ChatGPT, and by utilizing the Codex coding feature, they will achieve significant growth. These regular users realize they can do many things.

[Simul S. @SimulS007]

Nowadays it’s really easy to get distracted with Claude Code, btw @octolane is one of the best ux CRM I have seen so far..

[Coffee with One 🇺🇸 @coffeewithone]

Octolane started by watching my mom.

Single mom. Four sons. Seven days a week. No CRM. But she remembered every customer and every promise.

I was Mintlify's first intern working in SF. One day I looked at the Salesforce tower and thought: my mom didn't need a CRM. What if no one did?

Dropped out of Duke. Started Octolane with my best friend @halim__rafi and a team of 5, engineers twice our age who left real jobs to bet on us. Working from coffee shop to coffee shop, 7 days a week, spending as little as possible.

Today, after onboarding 1,000+ companies manually, @octolane - The Self-driving AI CRM is generally available.

You talk to Octolane like a co-founder. It figures things out and does the work end to end. Because the best CRM is no CRM.

→ 10,000+ action types - the largest action library in any CRM
→ 200+ integrations + MCP server (works inside Claude, Cursor, ChatGPT)
→ Multi-agent system: agents talk to each other to run your pipeline
→ Self-improving sales playbook that compounds with every deal

Give it a shot today. Break the product. Let us know.

My number: 628-285-1600. Text me for a launch-day coupon. First 20 calls, I'll onboard you myself.

🌉 Built in San Francisco | Thanks to @ycombinator

[Simul S. @SimulS007]

@IvanLandabaso Their CMO is the real gem, exactly same way bumped Webflow before joining them.

[Simul S. @SimulS007]

@moizali There are too many tools, but you need CAPI integration for clean data to pass to Meta. I would recommend you look for @JoinDataCops

[Simul S. @SimulS007]

It's one unified architecture. First-party. Consent-aware. Geography-aware. Single pipeline that routes clean data to every platform.
That's why we built @JoinDataCops.
The 3D map is built with @threejs. Honestly fun to watch the data come alive like that.
Thanks to everyone who's been part of the journey 🙏

[Simul S. @SimulS007]

Kinda insane that most companies are optimizing millions in ad spend off dashboards polluted by bots, ad blockers, and broken consent scripts.
The data layer is quietly rotting underneath the entire internet. Here's the autopsy

[Simul S. @SimulS007]

One root cause: third-party scripts mixing identifiable and anonymous data in a bucket you don't own.
The fix isn't a better CMP.
It isn't a better analytics tool