Chris Halverson

Pastor, cat owner, a saint and a sinner.

[Chris Halverson @SimulSola]

The horror... the horror.

[Chris Halverson @SimulSola]

Luthermatrix: The Case for Warren/Yang 2020
#Warren #Yang
https://t.co/pWCLtMLDuY

[Cory Booker @CoryBooker]

Why does Santa have three gardens?

He likes to ho, ho, ho!

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@jamiebruesehoff

[Attorney General Jennifer Davenport @NewJerseyOAG]

Only in New Jersey does it take a *six-tweet thread* to summarize all of the political corruption charges we announced in a single week. But here we are.

Since Monday, we announced criminal charges against the following public officials and candidates:

[Chris Halverson @SimulSola]

If every member of a family didn't have to work two jobs with erratic hours to feed themselves and have insurance, and have actual consistant unstressed hours to worship and volunteer and hear the word and receive the sacraments!
Thank you for attend my TED talk.

[Chris Halverson @SimulSola]

As politicians come around tellin' church folk that they are going to restore Christianity in America, you know what would be a helpful policy goal to that end?

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@GodWelcomesAll September 18th 2011.
8 years.

[Robert Reich @RBReich]

For the love of all things holy, stop saying we can't afford to provide health care for all Americans. We're spending $738 billion on a Space Force. #DemDebate

[Chris Halverson @SimulSola]

Just started a new blog thinking about the future of the church.
21 Questions for the Future Church: The Question Grid https://t.co/mhJVcB7js5

[Chris Halverson @SimulSola]

My two new books.
Luthermatrix: In Book News https://t.co/i5LnGqvpWJ

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Luthermatrix: Nunes didn't recuse, but should have. https://t.co/0FNFGPEcgR

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@GodWelcomesAll The one where the preacher looked in the obituary at what my best friend love and then said he won't ever get to experience that again, because he was in hell.

[Means of Grace and Hope of Corey @princecorwin22]

Qoheleth had a nice set of drawers with a mirror attached. It was the nicest dressing table anyone had ever seen. It was the...
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Vanity of vanities!

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@spartapastor

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Haven't really been on Twitter since October, what'd I miss?

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@kayaoakes Lutheran.

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#MuellerReport
Some highlights:
https://t.co/yeex0Ntygv

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https://t.co/KZB4vonEZ6
#MuellerReport
My Summary: The Russians did it, the Trump team bungles everything, there were many instances of obstruction that Congress needs to follow up on, and the President recalls NOTHING.