Text from mom: My cousin died last night. Her house caught fire. Maybe arson. She was 87. You met her once in 1997.
Me: I’m so sorry to hear that. Let me know if you wanna call
Mom: 👍 How do I watch Netflix on ipad
thinking about being on the bus in kyoto and this white guy goes "um sumimasen spider desu", points to a huge spider next to the driver, and the old man driver just laughs and grabs it with his hand and tosses it out the window