Simy Kenya

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Host The Talk Show |
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[Willis Evans Otieno @otienowill]

A government of trial and error

[Simy Kenya @SimyKenya]

Leo @NPSOfficial_KE wamepata wakenya vizuri.
#JusticeForAlbertOjwang #Justice4AlbertOjwang #AlbertOjwang

[Simy Kenya @SimyKenya]

Who's your preferred president if elections were held today??

[Simy Kenya @SimyKenya]

Auditor General reveals that the Ksh.104 Billion SHA system, holding Kenyans' health data, is controlled by private individuals — not the government.
As you shout KUMI BILA NYOFF, your parents can't get simple malaria treatment in your local dispensary.
#sha #auditorgeneral

[Simy Kenya @SimyKenya]

Kimani Ichung'wa was on Head to Head show and the whole world saw the IMBECILE government we have as a country.
Next should be the culprit himself on Head to Head before the final Head to Head with Kenyans in August 2027 🇰🇪
#IchungwahOnAljazeera #kimanii #IchungwahOnAljazeera

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Medhi Hassan on Al Jazeera hosted Kimani Ichung'wa on Head to Head show and the whole world saw the IMBECILE government we have as a country.
Next should be the culprit himself on Head to Head before the final Head to Head with Kenyans in August 2027 🇰🇪
#IchungwahOnAljazeera

[Simy Kenya @SimyKenya]

The government is requesting for 11.7 Billion to upgrade Nairobi State House and State Lodges across the country.

Do you know what 11.7 Billion can do in an economy while SHA, University Funding model and CBA for nurses are still in shambles!
KUMI BILA NYOFFF!
#ruto #rutomustgo

[Simy Kenya @SimyKenya]

Why is he running away from the PROBLEM he created?
Mbona hataki kuteseka na sisi, anaenda wapi buana 😭
#chebukati #RIP #wafulachebukati #iebc

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Why are Kenyans on this post chocking Mama jirani @SuluhuSamia on the comments 😂😂😂
#AUCElections #AfricanUnionDecides #RutoMustGo

[Simy Kenya @SimyKenya]

Before daring abroad,first put your house in order. You can't be wasting taxpayers money while your citizens are struggling to get the basic needs like health services.The current leadership has failed Kenyans people
#ValentinesDay #AUCElections #AfricanUnionDecides #RutoMustGo

[Simy Kenya @SimyKenya]

Baba was a good candidate but Ruto's image both locally and internationally was a setback for Baba's success.
#ValentinesDay #AUCElections #AfricanUnionDecides #jimiwanjigi

[Simy Kenya @SimyKenya]

Ruto is to be blamed, as the EAC chairman, he mishandled the DR Congo crisis that pushed away the SADC members.
That was the turning point!!
#RutoMustGo #AUCElections #AfricanUnionDecides

[Simy Kenya @SimyKenya]

Ruto is to be blamed, as the EAC chairman, he mishandled the DR Congo crisis that pushed away the SADC members.
That was the turning point!!

[Simy Kenya @SimyKenya]

Man to man, DON'T be ashamed if she leaves because you REFUSED to give her money URGENTLY, it's your money and she also don't have it URGENTLY, lastly her EMERGENCY is not your EMERGENCY.

[Simy Kenya @SimyKenya]

Kenyans still don't know the person they are dealing with, Adani will change its name to Ababu and come back!!

[Simy Kenya @SimyKenya]

Early today @OpiyoWandayi issued a statement on Adani, Now William Samoei Ruto have thrown him into the Bus, when working with William Samoei Ruto be carefully with what you do.
#Adani #AdaniMustGo #AdaniGroup #AdaniBribe #wandayi #RutoMustGo #RutoLiesAllTheTime

[Simy Kenya @SimyKenya]

Early today opiyo wandayi issued a statement on Adani, Now William Samoei Ruto have thrown him into the Bus, when working with William Samoei Ruto be carefully with what you do.
#Adani #AdaniMustGo #AdaniGroup #AdaniBribe #wandayi #RutoMustGo #RutoLiesAllTheTime

[Simy Kenya @SimyKenya]

Ruto lies all the time!!

[Simy Kenya @SimyKenya]

It's A-DONE DEAL 👏👏
Next is SHIF/ SHA then University Funding Model!!

[Simy Kenya @SimyKenya]

When your husband cooks and washes the dishes, he's romantic.

But when your brother does the same for his wife, it is juju donge Awino?