SinDee Lou

[SinDee Lou @SinDLouWho]

Sometimes you just have to do a "fuck it" shut done at the end of your workday.

[SinDee Lou @SinDLouWho]

John Legend's voice is vagina lubricant.

[SinDee Lou @SinDLouWho]

Sperm: it's like scrubbing bubbles for your teeth. #science

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@adsibley1 euchre lol

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"What's trump?"
"Nipples!"

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"I'm your dad and I like to be naked!!"

[SinDee Lou @SinDLouWho]

Buffalo chicken dip in the crock pot, football cupcakes on the platter ... Ready for the #SuperBowl

[SinDee Lou @SinDLouWho]

#superbowl #beautytip Out of blush? Get drunk!

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Churches today don't even HAVE to marry straight people. I couldn't get a priest, a rabbi or a Mormon to marry Protestant straight people...

[SinDee Lou @SinDLouWho]

Heard a new argument against gay marriage today (just when I thought I'd heard them all). That churches would be forced to marry them.

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http://t.co/QjoVlPAs8M my note to editor: fuck you and the sad interpretation of Christianity you represent.

[SinDee Lou @SinDLouWho]

It's entirely unfair that boys can still easily get to their peeing parts when they are dressed up.

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Wow, @fakedansavage !! From latest podcast: "I'm going to suck your dick so hard I'm going to get spinal fluid in my mouth!"

[SinDee Lou @SinDLouWho]

Example: "we can't really do anything today but I'll show you what it looks like and where to put it" #ThatsWhatSheSaid

[SinDee Lou @SinDLouWho]

Now sure which is sadder: the number of times I wanted to "that's what she said" today, or the fact that I restrained myself.

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I just confirmed that I am the best wingwoman ever.

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Dear guy on stage: "air masturbation" is not a dance move.

[SinDee Lou @SinDLouWho]

LASIK ad in the bar bathroom says "see clearly" in fuzzy font. That's just mean to people drinking.

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Pants are entirely overrated.

[SinDee Lou @SinDLouWho]

I tend to yell insults at callers to @fakedansavage ... Some people are so ridiculous