Shawn Wayne Langhans

🜃🜂: weirdo author of strange novels hoping to make you smile & laugh or question the norm. his next novel 𝓷𝓮𝔀𝓫𝓸𝓻𝓷𝙋𝙄𝙉𝙆 is out now! :🜁🜄

[Shawn Wayne Langhans @SinWitLiar]

@elonmusk Thanks for ruining Twitter in less than a year. Bye Twitter. Bye 7,500 followers. You can find me on BlueSky @ https://t.co/qISRUBsJXF or swayno-lango#2336 on Discord.

#NotAnAirport #NoNeedToAnnounceYourDeparture #TwitterIsDead

[Shawn Wayne Langhans @SinWitLiar]

My 3rd novel is out now! TROUBLESOME FOLK is afictionalized retelling of my time soent trimming weed in North San Juan, California:

https://t.co/hATFDmmLMt

(dark humor, 45,000 words)

[Shawn Wayne Langhans @SinWitLiar]

@jordan_lar28178 @Numerarch @KatieDaviscourt I mean, nobody is paying these people, jackass, because if they were there would lot more people would show up if there was money involved. These arent paid actors, just pissed off people trying to, unlike you, do something about it.

[GameRant @GameRant]

Game Rant, Pollard Studio, and Wired Productions are giving away a limited-edition custom PS5 console based on the new game KARMA: The Dark World. https://t.co/K4l34hBEv4

[Karma: The Dark World @KarmaDarkWorld]

📢 INTERNAL MEMO – THOUGHT BUREAU DIRECTIVE 📢

Karma: The Dark World is launching March 27th on PS5 & PC (PS5 Pro enhanced). Get ready for a mind-dive mission:

✅ Enhanced visuals & 60FPS at 4K
✅ Inspired by Lynch, Kojima & Nolan

🔗 Wishlist now: https://t.co/NrZpCfpL5c

[Shawn Wayne Langhans @SinWitLiar]

@elonmusk It'll never bring your daughter back.

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@GuntherEagleman Your grandfather was a pro-naziacist during one of the most racist times in south african histort, dweeb.

[Shawn Wayne Langhans @SinWitLiar]

@elonmusk Gosh, you sure are dumb for an alleged smart guy Your behavior will not make people love you, nor will your children ever forgive you for destroying the country.

https://t.co/USRQiP8yRA

[Shawn Wayne Langhans @SinWitLiar]

If you want to see Elon Musk bullied off his own livestream, here is your chance #elonmusk #sucksatgaming #elon is a #badfather & #badgamer & also #ruiningthiscountry like #tesla

https://t.co/USRQiP8yRA

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SHWAYNO-STREAM: Yakuza Pirates [graveyard shift]: DRAGONKART VICTORY!!! https://t.co/6o2p9nT61t

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https://t.co/pkmT2rT0ym

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"And again I said to Vladimir Putin, I say don't do it, you can't do it Vladimir, you do it, it's going to be a bad day. You cannot do it, and I told him things, of what I'd do, and he said 'No Way' and I said 'Way'...."'

The man is too damn old. Among other things.

[Shawn Wayne Langhans @SinWitLiar]

Okay @elonmusk, now do an interview with Kamala. Unless you're afraid, of course. I just want something to compare last night's travesty of an interview to. Lispy Donald "Duck" Trump was hilarious and self serving, while Musk was an ever-agreeing drone. I love this shitshow.

[Shawn Wayne Langhans @SinWitLiar]

@DanPaladin 9 years? Its been 20 years since I lasted logged into the https://t.co/gBcKXD1vT2 forums to animate run cycles with my dinky Wacom tablet. What do people even use to animate cartoons with these days? Long gone are the days of Macromedia , ahem, Adobe flash. Please papa, tell me!

[Shawn Wayne Langhans @SinWitLiar]

I thought I got a new kitten but this little trpublemaker is more ferret than feline. Welcome to the family, Loki!

[Shawn Wayne Langhans @SinWitLiar]

Fake whiskey and coke while i practice my japanese. 1,600 words a day written or 300 characters drawn. #sevenmonthes #alcoholfree #writing

[Shawn Wayne Langhans @SinWitLiar]

My review for MY WEIRD NIGHTMARE BABY by Riley Odell is up on goodreads. I can't imagine the review is going to make it on Amazon because I say icky words like jizz in it.

https://t.co/gKvPDhKnV2

[Shawn Wayne Langhans @SinWitLiar]

Ive got a long flight ahead of me, and four books on my backlog from @PlanetBizPress that I am excited to finally dive into! Also its my thirty fifth birthday! Do with that information what you will.

ありがとう

[Shawn Wayne Langhans @SinWitLiar]

"Social Media is the lead paint of our generation." - Eric August, 2024

[Shawn Wayne Langhans @SinWitLiar]

I'm turning 35 in June. My birthday is my last day at the company I've been working at for 3 years. @MrBeast, you hiring? I need a chance at some life changing money, but I'll settle for a new career. I'll eat all of the #Feastables bars for a 100 grand. Heck, I'll do it for 3k.

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I just bought Love Bomb SourBoys - @sourboys https://t.co/s9qT2WkBnf