Christian Keanna

[Christian Keanna @SinatrasSoul]

@stoolpresidente From birth till now.. looks wise… 6.3
Girls you would get if you didn’t have a house in Nansuckit…. 4.2
Girl you used to have after you sold a Barstool..7.7
Amount of times Michigan beat Alabama after you printed a newspaper.. 0

[Christian Keanna @SinatrasSoul]

@KayceSmith @stoolpresidente How does Dave get uglier with face paint

[Christian Keanna @SinatrasSoul]

@stoolpresidente Dave you don’t know your small dick about basketball.. so hush puppy and keep eating crust…. Buy another house to suck your own 5 inch cock in

[Christian Keanna @SinatrasSoul]

@stoolpresidente Also Taylor swift wouldn’t even give you a handiob.. but keep promoting her … it clearly helps you get your nut

[Christian Keanna @SinatrasSoul]

#IDontWannaOverreactBut The Giants are an absolute yoke. Id rather tread water in the Hudson River for 24 hours in December than watch another snap. SzN was already over after we lost to Cuck Wilson last week & DJ hundo p tore his ACL. Selling my SzN tix to buy a life jacket🆘🛟

[Christian Keanna @SinatrasSoul]

@LionHearted76 You are spewing blasphemy. You are speaking without knowledge. You not only have no lion heart, but no lion soul.

[Christian Keanna @SinatrasSoul]

@barstoolsports That’s not a textbook headbutt .. that’s assault

[Christian Keanna @SinatrasSoul]

@HotRockCapital @barstoolsports Yeah totally justified..are you illiterate or just dumb? You ugly evil loser. That’s assault what that guy did. Disgusting

[Christian Keanna @SinatrasSoul]

@correcttakeman Baby rapist bitch

[Christian Keanna @SinatrasSoul]

@SidMond11 Not only are you extremely ugly but you’re also an absolute joke of a human. That college student is a rapist and a criminal. If anyone is a felon is that inbred Henry Blackburn

[Christian Keanna @SinatrasSoul]

@Drewpizmo @stoolpresidente Drew do you need help? Like help from a doctor or probably help from GOD? I think you might have CTE or just no common sense. You should work for the Star Wars guy tbh, it seems like he could be your mentor. 🤣

[Christian Keanna @SinatrasSoul]

@jaded_geisha @stoolpresidente Nah

[Christian Keanna @SinatrasSoul]

@headshotstevens Thank you. The king is better looking.

[Christian Keanna @SinatrasSoul]

@KFCradio @stoolpresidente @stoolpresidente you wish my guy

[Christian Keanna @SinatrasSoul]

@jalenbrunson1 If you’re good you play at the cage on West 4th my guy

[Christian Keanna @SinatrasSoul]

Was told by a chick that I used to date who helps deliver all the yankee players babies. The medical procedures they perform for the woman to not be in pain during the process apparently has some truth serum in it. Karmas a bitch toe

[Christian Keanna @SinatrasSoul]

Aaron Judge cry me a Hudson River my guy, you should focus on not cheating on your wife and resting your baby back bitch toe instead of potentially filing some fugazi law suit for you being a clown, go fix your teeth again and all rise these nuts.👨‍⚖️
#aaronjudge
#allrisethesenuts

[Christian Keanna @SinatrasSoul]

The short balding clown who helps host Talkin Yanks is actually such a cringy watch that it’s almost entertaining because how much of a jabroni he is 🤭
I’m sure he crushes the tinder game though and the majority of his listeners yerk it with their left hand

#talkinyanks
#jbm

[Christian Keanna @SinatrasSoul]

Looks like the Yankees are bringing in Sean Casey, so Anthony Volpe and him can sit down over some Veal Parm and maybe help volpe the virgin bat over .220 🤣 #volpethevirgin

[Christian Keanna @SinatrasSoul]

@ShwBiz44 The Curse Of Keanna is REAL😤🙏🏻☠️
https://t.co/dO1iwMHFlU