jess 🌙🌦

you've got the gift of one liners, I've got the curse of curves.
your friendly neighborhood sensitive ass, iconic, cancer.

[jess 🌙🌦 @SincerelyJHard]

I've spent 20 long years hating my body, and for my entire life, I've been taught to hate it. It's time to turn that mindset around and give it the love it deserves. Fat is not synonymous with ugly.

[𝐀𝐍𝐓𝐔𝐍𝐄𝐒 @Antunes1]

Realest nigga in the game.

[Wu Tang is for the Children @WUTangKids]

Let @HunterBiden cook 🔥….just not crack

[Hunter Biden @HunterBiden]

Wait…Did he just say checkered past ? I’m 28 felonies, 6 bankruptcies, and an Epstein bromance short of his checkered past.

[Hunter Biden @HunterBiden]

@mark_slapinski And I feel bad about that. I meant to say he is a sadistic, infantile ugly fuck.

[izzy @butchysports]

like I’m literally in tears this is so good

[jess 🌙🌦 @SincerelyJHard]

It's not a crack house, it's a Crack HOME 🫶🏻

[Hunter Biden @HunterBiden]

@SleepyManny Man if you’re going to be mean and least get it right. I smoked crack. I would never have wasted coke on snorting it.

[Jenni @hashjenni]

We gotta change the rules so Mamdani can be president.

[jess 🌙🌦 @SincerelyJHard]

First class and ~112 coke zeroes.

[jess 🌙🌦 @SincerelyJHard]

I am soooooo tired of Tucson, brother. (I have been here for 3 hours)

[jess 🌙🌦 @SincerelyJHard]

My boyf was in an accident this morning, and luckily he is okay but let me tell you, when it rains, it pours.
And also, dont get progressive for your insurance, as he was treated so horribly all morning.

[Corissa Boehler @CorissaBoehler]

#Pride #LoveIsLove

[jess 🌙🌦 @SincerelyJHard]

@coolm00n I personally started by pretending I was running away from my problems and that helped 😂😂

[shelby @thetrueshelby]

Why is Katie Miller crying so hard on tv? Is she just now finding out that her husband is an ugly fuck?

[Jamie Bonkiewicz @JamieBonkiewicz]

When I paid $200 for 3 bags of groceries today, I thought to myself, “I’m sure glad they’re having a UFC fight on the White House lawn”

[Jamie Bonkiewicz @JamieBonkiewicz]

May Pam Bondi receive the same empathy and care she gave to the Epstein survivors.

[𝕷𝖚𝖈𝖎𝖋𝖊𝖗 @LucifersTweetz]

More of this. Fuck being nice.

[jess 🌙🌦 @SincerelyJHard]

Followed up by, "similarly to tarantulas, they have two curved hollow fangs that inject paralyzing venom."
Concluded with: "they are fast as lightning. The centipede IS A PREDATOR" he was geeked i knew such great fun facts. He was NOT amused when I casually put on @knifepartyinc

[jess 🌙🌦 @SincerelyJHard]

Rage baited my boyf when he was spewing random bug and reptile facts at me by saying "did you know giant tropical centipedes share their territories with tarantulas? Also. They are nimble navigators, and some can be highly venomous!!"

[jess 🌙🌦 @SincerelyJHard]

Running 8 miles today was a hate crime against myself