4YourEyesOnly

127.0.0.1

[4YourEyesOnly @Sindeloh]

Short Story:

Our pastor used to visit other churches bragging like “Ine ndine pastor wa ku ndege”
The confidence this man had Top tier man
Only problem was the man had never stepped on a plane in his entire life so one day someone jokingly asked him directly

[FAIJO PROSPER 🇲🇼 @FaijoProsper]

The first HiV symptom is refusing to go for VCT!

[FAIJO PROSPER 🇲🇼 @FaijoProsper]

Mulitu ma nurse nzipatalamu ooneka ngat odwala ndiwowo💔😂🙌🏾

[V.oltaic_ 🇲🇼🧊 @khumbomajiga]

Better to lose like Ronaldo than win like Messi . Think they already have 3 penalties awarded only this word cup, had a record 5 penalities last word cup, look at the easy teams they are playing to reach the final and don't get me started on yesterdays decisions 🙌🏾💀.Coincidence?

[P LU T O @odala2175]

@Vardy_thee_goat @isthat_Diego @ceowakudoLo @TheWave265 Firing back via WhatsApp? Rap tu iyi si disagreement yaku village bank

[OPP-NIGGA KAMADZI🏴‍☠️🇲🇼 @Toxicgenius_1st]

Anyone who sells ma crocs over here??
Must be from Lilongwe

[Katswiri👑 @katswiri123]

"I hope you look out for you, for everyone is selfish [on the low low]"

- Praise Umali.

[Next of Kin @naferene_]

This is why I celebrate everything big or small. Because no one is getting out of this alive. That Dash between my birth day to my death day sums up my life. So I will live knowing it all will end

[A N D R E W S 👑🇲🇼 @AlipoAndrewsII]

Moyo ulibe plan yeniyeni. Nde osati daily kudzuka feeling confused or like you’re only surviving instead of living. One day, all of this will come to an end ndipo palibe azakumbukile kuti mumakhala busy motani kapena umavutika motani. Whatever you do in life, don’t just chase success, enjoy every moment, big or small. That’s what makes life worth living.

[4YourEyesOnly @Sindeloh]

Word.... Ndiokula mtima chabe😂🙌

[NSENA @rensownp]

@SurvivorAbdul @CGwesere He's just an arrogant man, not a star as portrayed by some zealots

[NSENA @rensownp]

@SurvivorAbdul @CGwesere He's just an arrogant man, not a star as portrayed by some zealots

[4YourEyesOnly @Sindeloh]

Peak moment in trap music

[XXL Magazine @XXL]

The 2016 XXL Freshman Class turns 10. Celebrate the anniversary with exclusive content.

A documentary, DJ Drama interviews with members of the class, and more are on the way.

Join the celebration.

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[4YourEyesOnly @Sindeloh]

Everything but upgrading picture/video quality👎

[WhatsApp @WhatsApp]

your phone number is personal and sometimes you want to connect without handing it over. that's why we're introducing usernames for WhatsApp.

starting this week, you can reserve a username to use later this year when we launch the feature. It takes just a few seconds, make sure you have the latest version of WhatsApp and then go to Settings > Account > Username.

[WhatsApp @WhatsApp]

your phone number is personal and sometimes you want to connect without handing it over. that's why we're introducing usernames for WhatsApp.

starting this week, you can reserve a username to use later this year when we launch the feature. It takes just a few seconds, make sure you have the latest version of WhatsApp and then go to Settings > Account > Username.

[ClemJay's Collection🇲🇼 @Clemjay265]

Happy birthday to me ☺️💯.. let's start the new chapter with God's Grace

[Jukejam @JukeJamMw]

Can't trust niggas who take the first opportunity to cross-dress... No pressure, no incentive just for the love of the game

[4YourEyesOnly @Sindeloh]

Is it free.... I'd love to read it😂🙌

[Katswiri👑 @katswiri123]

@Sindeloh Direct quote from my book, the Midnight Sermons

[African King👑🇲🇼 @King4thNov]

Tonse tikuchiona kuti chinatha eti? Wina muzamva akuti ngozi yake yokonza pamene apa moti tipeze china ayi😭

[🚫 Do not disturb 🚫 @Lexaz_Lexaz]

"Sobo wa kazinga ndi mafuta a pineaple"

[4YourEyesOnly @Sindeloh]

And I quote: “The end is inevitable for all things that begin. Life ends at birth sometimes.”

[Katswiri👑 @katswiri123]

This will be common, and as it becomes of the common, it will become normal. That won't mean marriage is useless, maybe that the foundation of marriage must be re-establish, the values revalued.

Also, the end is inevitable for all things that begin. Life ends at birth sometimes

[GHIZO🇲🇼 @Ghizo721]

Apa nde tili panja💔