James ジェームズ

❝No one's carried me since my momma.❞ {Literate/Descriptive/PTRP} Team Rocket's blasting off again! {@mysterixusheart}

[James ジェームズ @SinfulRocket]

It's #MyTwitterAnniversary! I have been on Twitter for 4 years (since 16 Mar 2014).
And you? https://t.co/KOVdfKqVR6

[James ジェームズ @SinfulRocket]

“Jester?!

Why, you–

Wait. That’s a compliment, actually!” https://t.co/kYTkVaRKgE

[James ジェームズ @SinfulRocket]

“It’s not tell a joke day, twerp.

Team Rocket /clearly/ do it better.

You were pathetic! As usual.” https://t.co/pHa8Vb6M4H

[Misty カスミ @TheWaterLeader]

To bring back Misty or Not?

[James ジェームズ @SinfulRocket]

“No, I believe it’s /you/ who doesn’t know fashion. I’m the king of fashion!” https://t.co/3niRyySe3t

[Hunter J @PkmnHunter_J]

Oh please. You wouldn't know fashion sense even if I threw you through the window of Lumiose City's boutique. [Now that was a pleasing idea.] https://t.co/SKfsfCo7nZ

[James ジェームズ @SinfulRocket]

“What? You’re pathetic!

I don’t have to listen to a twerp.” https://t.co/9yZBTpz8hC

[Ash Ketchum @20YearsOfAsh]

"Prove that you don't have a crush on Wobbuffet!

Or I'll tell Jessie!" https://t.co/5AzxeemSzs

[James ジェームズ @SinfulRocket]

“That’s just /wrong/! Even I wouldn’t stoop so low.

And no! I don’t.” https://t.co/zB4IcuNsE5

[Ash Ketchum @20YearsOfAsh]

"So?

And who do you have a crush on, then?

Wobbuffet?" https://t.co/1Mrt7L11jc

[James ジェームズ @SinfulRocket]

@MiaomiaoMyasu “Yes, it has. Any new plans to steal pokemon?”

[James ジェームズ @SinfulRocket]

“. . NO!

It’s only different because you’re a kid and she’s a woman.

And I /don’t/ have a crush on Jessie, thank you very much!” https://t.co/vUXUTL10AZ

[Ash Ketchum @20YearsOfAsh]

"And why's it different?"

Ash teased the young man.

"Because you have a crush on Jessie?" https://t.co/5GK8RCubVv

[James ジェームズ @SinfulRocket]

“You little–

I wouldn’t–

THAT’S TOTALLY DIFFERENT TWERP.” https://t.co/1aRHrU3slk

[Ash Ketchum @20YearsOfAsh]

"At least I wouldn't get with someone like Jessie..." https://t.co/jTuqORNgb6

[James ジェームズ @SinfulRocket]

“/Yes/ I have, and I happen to like what I see. I’m sure you can’t say the same about yourself.” https://t.co/vpDpGYUtYf

[Hunter J @PkmnHunter_J]

/My/ fashion sense? Have you looked in a mirror lately? https://t.co/vVnMlGiji8

[James ジェームズ @SinfulRocket]

@reddishriches “N-No! That was /years/ ago, when we were kids, and /before/ you were like /this/! Leave me alone, woman!” He desperately tried to find a possible escape.

[James ジェームズ @SinfulRocket]

“Yes, actually.

Well /I/ think your fashion sense is laughable.” https://t.co/JTtz3kFiqI

[Hunter J @PkmnHunter_J]

Really? Is /that/ how you see yourself? Tch... that's laughable... https://t.co/0uGfIYVXUR

[James ジェームズ @SinfulRocket]

“. . Yikes. I knew a twerp like you didn’t have standards, but I didn’t think you were /that/ bad.” https://t.co/HkzgTeiKRz

[Ash Ketchum @20YearsOfAsh]

"Everyone should know that if they're trying to get with @UltraPresident, they will be dead soon. I'll take care of that myself. She does the same for me. My love for her will never end!"

[James ジェームズ @SinfulRocket]

“Everyone should be trembling at the sight of me, so that’s good.” https://t.co/ipmHfMtenj

[Hunter J @PkmnHunter_J]

And there's a collective sigh of relief... from no one. https://t.co/FZhkp3X1tw

[James ジェームズ @SinfulRocket]

“Hello everyone, I am here!

Calm down, don’t have a panic attack.”

[James ジェームズ @SinfulRocket]

“Time for some stealing, perhaps?”

[James ジェームズ @SinfulRocket]

@HoennAssassin “Is that so..?

Well..” He had to think of /something/ to say..

“I’m just taking sight-seeing on my own for once.”

[James ジェームズ @SinfulRocket]

@MiaomiaoMyasu “Meowth! It’s about time.”

[James ジェームズ @SinfulRocket]

@HoennAssassin “To unite all–“

Ticks a brow slightly. “Why do you want to know?”