Two things: This & That

[NBA @NBA]

FOR THE FIRST TIME IN 53 YEARS, THE KNICKS ARE NBA CHAMPIONS 🏆

New York defeats San Antonio 4-1 in the NBA Finals, capturing their third championship in franchise history!

[Governor Kathy Hochul @GovKathyHochul]

Aged like milk.

[Wachira. @Thee_mavERIC]

I wonder who has paid them to lobby this

[Blaze Officiel @B3laze]

Kukaa na mtu anakusumbua is a choice

[STF @tekinsaeko]

"I can’t be trying to build a kingdom with someone who loves the attention of villagers"
This year we've been eating good with these quotes 😂😂Please continue heartbreaking poets.

[Blaze Officiel @B3laze]

ukiwa reliable unakumbukangwa tu siku za crisis.

nobody chills tu and thinks of you any other time

[B @ngwata_]

There was no such raid done by ACA.

[Kenyans.co.ke @Kenyans]

Gulf Nation Bans Hiring of Domestic Workers From Kenya & 26 Other Countries
https://t.co/yATSBvrdWw

[William Samoei Ruto, PhD @WilliamsRuto]

For the record I did find Abby's mother a 90k-a-month job,40k monthly upkeep ever since. She went ahead to get her own 3 other kids though.

[Kenya Urban Roads Authority (KURA) @KURAroads]

The Authority seeks to partially close several roads within Nairobi. We kindly ask for your cooperation as we strive to Transform Urban Mobility. @radiomaisha @citizentvkenya @Roads_KE @Kenyans @KBCChannel1 @KTNNewsKE

[Anakin @avric_]

The journey I've been on is one hell of an adventure. There's a spot where Mekatilili wa Menza is bl0wing and jerking my d1ck off.

[Punstar @roywahome9]

Mother Teleza 😁

[Martien 🇳🇱 @MartienBall]

Announcer: “Up next at this World Cup game… the penalty SHOOTOUT.”

Americans in the stands:

[✊🏿 @mutwiriiii]

This burner account has all the tea, probably someone on the Maraga team

[🇵🇸🧚🏽 @notcishet]

yall lucky life humbles me every 3-5 business days bc there r kanye levels of self-idolatry deep within me

[𝐌𝐳𝐢𝐳a🍋‍🟩 @Mziza_23]

Deadline ya kuishi kwa mzazi ni 35 years ndo uingie next kwa sistako mkubwa kabla ya kuenda permanently kwa shosh

[The Washington Post @washingtonpost]

When a keyboard player at a live “La La Land” performance in Sydney became too sick to continue with the show, the composer turned to the audience for help. Sterling Nasa, an audience member who knew how to sight read, stepped up to fill in.

[Naomi Waithira @Naomikibandi]

"After burning my fellow students,those girls were laughing because their parents are powerful with money"- A survival student in Utumishi girls

[Paul Olind @OlindPaul]

If I had to describe Kenya in one word, it would be "impunity." Too many people act with the expectation that there will be little to no accountability whether in schools, on the roads, or in politics etc. Nowadays this is being exarcebated with "rationalisation".

[L3wi.s @Mnauwoo]

I feel jealous nikirealise most of you here hate ruto more than me.